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nintendo games after you sit through the credits:

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The way fantasy writers talk about a thousand years as this uneventful amount of time is really funny to me because like—in less than 1000 years we went from the Norman Invasion of England to Skibidi Toilet.

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Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

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ceos when the minimum wage is raised by one dollar (previous minimum wage was the most they could pay without going bankrupt and starving)(died in the desert)(desert death)

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

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Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

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This is cinema actually

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This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

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TED LASSO 1.02 Biscuits