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Yuri would reply with some smartass comment or something reassuring to lighten the mood if she wasn't staring at the corpse (?????) of the thing they just fought. And by corpse, she means book. What the fuck?

Her brows are furrowed, mouth agape. Is... Is that possible? Well, really, anything is possible, given that she's cheated death at least 3 times, but she's never seen anyone's corpse become a Barnes and Noble bestseller. She wonders if the contents are even good, or if they're just some word slop that Chat GPT could spit out in a few minutes.

"...Yeah," she says after another moment of staring, a default answer. "I'm... okay. Are you? What the fffheck did you drink, da- Roland?"

She needs to stop slipping up, seriously.

*shoves you in the reception with Yuri*

she needs help

Roland summons Durandal to his hands shortly before he get forcefully thrown into the reception, nearly tumbling to the floor immediately as he catches a glimpse of the grotesque passengers from the Warp Train, and of course, the re-animated Tomerry staring down the other version of his daughter.

God, how he did not miss this, he thinks, quickly moving to pull himself up, his sword drawn as he attempts to stabilize himself.

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"Uh, are you okay?!" Yuri calls, holding tight onto her new blade and pulling at her tie to loosen it. She's got great aim, and she'll glaze herself later, but for now, Roland looks... less than ideal for a fight. "Ahh, Heathcliff's gonna kill me...!"

She dashes forward, blade prepped behind her, and she helps support Roland with a sweeping follow-up attack to the side of the enemy. On the retreat, she takes his arm and pulls him back slightly, helping to stablilize him. "I have no clue how to use any of this stuff!" she cries, her head darting between making sure he's still standing and the enemy isn't charging at them. "Please don't vomit, I kind of like these clothes..!!"

She says it to him, but the smell is also making her pale, her face scrunching up.

*shoves you in the reception with Yuri*

she needs help

Roland summons Durandal to his hands shortly before he get forcefully thrown into the reception, nearly tumbling to the floor immediately as he catches a glimpse of the grotesque passengers from the Warp Train, and of course, the re-animated Tomerry staring down the other version of his daughter.

God, how he did not miss this, he thinks, quickly moving to pull himself up, his sword drawn as he attempts to stabilize himself.

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These anons are rude, and didn't gear you up I see.

Very well, I'll do it for ya.

For the keypage let's do something simple:

Olga's Keypage

Cards:

3x Daring Decision

3x W-Wait Up!

3x Slice

For extra passives we'll do mind hauler and health hauler, along with "In Times like These!" And "Best Choice"

Have fun being the hot business lady, also it comes with her weapon and outfit (both of which you can keep!)

"Ah-?! Uhm, thank you..! Oh, God, Chainsaw Man-?!"

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She just claps for him some more, winces when he's hit and then takes a step forward when the gross flesh mass regenerates limbs. Okay, maybe she should do her j-word and stop being a fraud of a fighter. She is, after all, a capable magical girl, and this is a version of her father who she thinks very fondly of. Roland's the GOAT.

A little (jokingly) annoyed that she managed to discipline herself enough to put in work, she takes off her gold ring and then, in a blink, finds herself transformed into the familiar garments of her magical girl outfit. Zwei Herzen is held tightly in her hands, and she weighs out the pros and cons of just throwing it before deciding there really isn't much else to do, shifting her stance.

"Hey!" she yells, winding her arm back, "DUCK!"

And with very little warning other than that, she javelin throws the polearm so hard that she's knocked back a little, aimed right for one of the heads.

*shoves you in the reception with Yuri*

she needs help

Roland summons Durandal to his hands shortly before he get forcefully thrown into the reception, nearly tumbling to the floor immediately as he catches a glimpse of the grotesque passengers from the Warp Train, and of course, the re-animated Tomerry staring down the other version of his daughter.

God, how he did not miss this, he thinks, quickly moving to pull himself up, his sword drawn as he attempts to stabilize himself.

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She stands in awe, holding onto her spear tightly as she watches him move. Whoa. If this is a Mirror version of her dad, he is so awesome..!!!

He's totally got this, right? She can just watch, right? She takes one step back, covers her nose to get rid of the foul smell of blood and something else much sharper that makes her expression scrunch up.

"You got this, d- uh, Roland!" she cheers, quietly enough that it won't pick up too much attention to herself but loud enough that he'll hear. "So cool!"

*shoves you in the reception with Yuri*

she needs help

Roland summons Durandal to his hands shortly before he get forcefully thrown into the reception, nearly tumbling to the floor immediately as he catches a glimpse of the grotesque passengers from the Warp Train, and of course, the re-animated Tomerry staring down the other version of his daughter.

God, how he did not miss this, he thinks, quickly moving to pull himself up, his sword drawn as he attempts to stabilize himself.

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"HELP," Other-Yuri no less than commands when she sees him, her gaze leaving Tomerry for a second to give a judgemental look at him. Fighting whatever the hell these things are isn't as bad as fighting Witches and Familiars, it could be argued it's even easier, but she's usually in the mood when she does that, and right now, she is not. No, she was forcefully pulled from her doomscrolling, forced to get a j-word, and now is fighting what looks like a fucked up meat pile.

At least she gets to use a familiar weapon, she thinks, as she evades an attack.

*shoves you in the reception with Yuri*

she needs help

Roland summons Durandal to his hands shortly before he get forcefully thrown into the reception, nearly tumbling to the floor immediately as he catches a glimpse of the grotesque passengers from the Warp Train, and of course, the re-animated Tomerry staring down the other version of his daughter.

God, how he did not miss this, he thinks, quickly moving to pull himself up, his sword drawn as he attempts to stabilize himself.

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you still got the magical girl powers?

"AS- OW, FUCK- IF I REMEMBER WHEN- DON'T, EW, DON'T TOUCH ME- I'M FIGHTING- OH MY GOD, MY FUCKING ARM-!"

"SOMEONE CALL ROLAND!!!"

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Oh fuck, it’s Lovetown? Shit dude, my B. Have a different keypage. Equips the Page of Oscar to you. Enjoy the Bloodborne fit and cool spear skills!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING HOLY FUCK

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M!A: Trapped in love town reception until you beat it

WHAT THE FU

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WHAT RHE FUCK IS A LOVETOWN

ROLAND??????

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Equips an Assistant Librarian of General Works keypage on you. Enjoy the new threads and new moves!

STOPPP I DON'T WANT THIS J*B???? WTF DID YOU GUYS DO TO ME

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHERE AM I YOU LOOK LIKE MY FUCKING DAD MAN WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 PLEAAASE I DON'T WANNA HAVE A J*B I LIKE BEING A LAZY MEMBER OF THE UNEMPLOYED 😭😭💔💔💔

ROLAND??????

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ROLAND??????

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭okay💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OG MT GOD NOOOOO THEY CURSED ME WITH A FUCKING J*B

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Grats on the job bestie <<<333

NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT WORD HELP MEEE SOMEONE SAVE ME

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OG MT GOD NOOOOO THEY CURSED ME WITH A FUCKING J*B

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WHAT THE FUCK WHERE AM I