aussie-bookworm

[aussie-bookworm]

author's note; it also didn't taste great

[aussie-bookworm]

I don’t know much about marketing but there HAS to have been some sort of paper somewhere written on the phenomenon of an ad campaign so effective it kneecaps the corporation down the line. The Subway 5 Dollar Foot Long has become a $15.99 thing of legend

[aussie-bookworm]

im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield

fucking look at him

[aussie-bookworm]

Elon Musk’s AI chatbot for twitter is malfunctioning and replying to literally every post on the website that tags it by mentioning White Genocide in South Africa for some reason. My theory is that Elon doesn’t like Grok’s answer and tried to override it manually but fucked something up and now it��s all it can talk about

[aussie-bookworm]

she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

[aussie-bookworm]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[aussie-bookworm]

why do things even have dress codes. who gives a shit about anything

[aussie-bookworm]

my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

[aussie-bookworm]

Reminder to male-at-birth genderfluid people:

Don’t bind with breast implants!!

Don’t bind with breast implants!!

Don’t bind with breast implants!!

Binders are made to compress the fatty tissue of the breast. Implants are made of silicone and cannot be compressed the same way. While uncommon, they are even known to rupture and pop, which could result in you losing not only your breasts but possibly even your life.

If you are a male-at-birth genderfluid person who has fluctuating chest dysphoria, please instead of implants consider:

-using breastforms

-using a push-up bra (this will be particularly helpful if you choose to start HRT, as you will start to build up breast tissue)

-If you happen to have the money and happen to get liposuction, it’s also not unheard of for people to have the fat “transferred” to their breasts. If you do this you will be able to bind because it will be the fatty tissue that binders are intented for rather than silicone.

As nonbinary people, our dysphoria is uncommon, and hardly ever talked about. Safety issues like these hardly ever come up for binary trans people, so we need to make knowledge like this more widespread to keep our fellow nonbinary people safe. Share to spread the word save a gendefluid person considering binding their implants.

[aussie-bookworm]

hey. art fighters. can you guys keep a secret.

[aussie-bookworm]

im readinge the book with mama

[aussie-bookworm]

I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.

[aussie-bookworm]

"You are not a tech bro, you are a modern day factory worker"

Seen in Oakland, California

[aussie-bookworm]

Threskiornis ibis

[aussie-bookworm]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[aussie-bookworm]

were they on estrogen when they made this LOL???

[aussie-bookworm]