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Apocalypse soon, Oleg Vdovenko (soon)

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The First Doctor + Violence

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dumps these here out of boredom and runs away

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one thing classic who really nailed was companion intros. "so there's this pilot from the future, right, and he spent the last two years of his life completely alone imprisoned on a planet by robots, and then the doctor and vicki thought he died trying to rescue his toy panda, but he actually got inside the tardis somehow and fell out of a cupboard barely conscious, and refused to believe that the tardis was a time machine, and furthermore refused to believe that the tardis was bigger on the inside, not because he thought it was implausible that a spaceship could fit inside a police box, but because he hadn't actually seen the exterior and was only familiar with the console room. also the doctor and vicki had a hell of a time proving the time travel thing to him because they immediately landed in a story whose villain was a time traveller whose whole gimmick is meddling with history" thanks man that's not fucked up at all

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Art by Liu Qing

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Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen

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them: you better not be playing that damn shark guitar

my subnautical ass:

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my pet theory - the war doctor actually trigenerated, into christopher eccleston nine, shalka nine, and curse of fatal death nine

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wake up babe the holy father is posting white sox fan cope on x, the everything app

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Team Japan - program announcements - junior skaters

Mao SHIMADA

SP - Get Happy/Sing Sing Sing, choreo by Judy Garland

FS - Miracle, by Yoshiki, choreo by Marie-France Dubreuil

Yes, Miracle is what Mana Kawabe skated to during the last Oly season, yes Mao said she was inspired by watching Mana... No this doesn't bode well, someone save her from Mie Hamada ffs

Ikura KUSHIDA

SP - The Mask OST, choreo by Kaitlyn Weaver

FS - Variation Autour d'un Prélude, choreo by Kaitlyn Weaver

Ikura confirmed she's doing Junior GP, but then again the senior field is crowded.

Rena UEZONO

FS - Romeo and Juliet, choreo by Misha Ge

Among the rest of the Kinoshita girls, Mayuko Oka, Haruna Murakami and Sumika Kanazawa will have Kaitlyn Weaver programs. Reina Kawakatsu got programs from Benoit Richaud.

Rio NAKATA

SP - Arroul/Uccen, choreo by Misha Ge (recycled)

FS - Gladiator, choreo by Misha Ge

Sena TAKAHASHI

SP - You Will Be Found, choreo by Kana Muramoto

FS - The Mission, choreo by Misha Ge

Find yourself someone who loves you more than japanese skaters love the The Mission OST

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Team Japan - Program announcements - Senior Skaters

So many announcements lately and with Dreams On Ice almost there I thought I'd do a recap

Kaori SAKAMOTO

SP - Time To Say Goodbye, by Andrea Boccelli

FS - La Vie En Rose/Hymne A L’Amour/Je Ne Regrette Rien, performed by Patricia Kaas

As for choreographer, that's still a mystery. FS could be Marie-France but Kaori had an EX, on the same music done by Satoko Miyahara so... And there's rumours that B E N O I T did one of her programs.

Mone CHIBA

SP - Sakura sakura, choreo by Guillaume Cizeron

FS - Romeo and Juliet (Abel Korzeniowsky), choreo by Lori Nichols

R&J one of my least fave warhorses. Mone, why...

Wakaba HIGUCHI

SP - My Way, choreo by Jeffrey Buttle

FS - Wonder Woman, choreo by Shae-Lynn Bourne

It's really retirement season.

Rinka WATANABE

SP - Moana 2, choreo by Kenji Miyamoto

FS - Jin

Rion SUMIYOSHI

SP - Alba Lullaby, choreo by Misha Ge

FS - Everlasting Light, choreo by Shae-Lynn Bourne

Seems like Rion's FS theme is AI getting sentience, and after Enchanteress and Divine Photosynthesis... I love that girl and her packaging choices !

Hana YOSHIDA

SP - Kill Bill, choreo by B E N O I T

FS - gives herself the summer to decide if she brings back Shakuhachi, or gets a new FS

LISTEN if she brings Shakuhachi back I NEED her to skate it in Milano, that's arguably the best women's FS of the entire quad !

Ami NAKAI

SP - new program, choreo by David Wilson

FS - Cinderella, choreo by David Wilson, recycled and reworked

Feels a bit juniorish but Cinderella was a very good fit for Ami

Shun SATO

SP - Ladies in Lavender, choreo by Guillaume Cizeron (recycled)

FS - Firebird, choreo by Guillaume Cizeron

Guillaume, listen to me, you want to do a Bejart program so bad...

Kao MIURA

SP - Sunset on M/Sturm I-Fear, by Dardust, choreo by Benoit Richaud

FS - Phantom of the Opera - choreo by Benoit Richaud

Ooooh Benoit is cooking with these choices

Tatsuya TSUBOI

SP - Anniversary, by Yoshiki, choreo by Massimo Scali

Kazuki TOMONO

SP - That's It (I'm Crazy), choreo by Shae-Lynn Bourne

FS - Halston, choreo by Misha Ge

Those ones also scream retirement

Shunsuke NAKAMURA

SP - Yesterday, choreo by Misha Ge

FS - The Last Samuraï, choreo by Kana Muramoto

Notable skaters who've yet to announce their programs

Rino MATSUIKE

Sota YAMAMOTO

Yuma KAGIYAMA who's instead released a cryptic sequence of emojis. (Yuma you want to bring back Werther so baaaaaaddddd....)

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imagine if there were annoying astrology people who try to make it all a comment on your personality but about the french republican calendar "ohhhh you were born on the day of the chestnut......... this explains so much"

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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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Reblog if you too love fetishizing evil and turning something good into softcore pornography

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur; France, 15th century; Bodleian Library, MS. Douce 134, f. 49v