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text 💬 zostin

Zoe: WELL DUNCAN'S MY FRIEND, OKAY? AND IF YOU THINK I DON'T WANT SOMEONE IN MY LIFE JUST ASK ME FIRST?? BEFORE YOU TELL THEM PLEASE

Austin: UGH FINE!

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Zoe: TO SOCIALIZE?? YOU DON'T TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE AT ALL?

Austin: I DO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE AND SOCIALIZE!! BUT THEY'RE NOT MY FRIIIIENDS!

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Zoe: BECAUSE HOW???

Zoe: I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY FRIENDS AND THAT'S HARD WHEN YOU TELL THEN I DON'T WANT THEM AROUND ANYMORE!

Austin: WHY DO YOU NEED OTHER FRIENDS????

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Zoe: HOW WAS THAT HELPING??

Austin: BECAUSE!!!!

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Zoe: austin!!!!!!!

Zoe: why is my friend telling me that you tried to cut him off for me??? I never asked you to do that!!! He's actually a nice friend! i love you but please don't chase my friends away!!

Austin: I WAS HELPING!!!

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TEXT 🦴 DAUSTIN

Duncan: I've been her friend for a minute and she's not that awkward? At least, not too awkward to talk to me? Did I do something wrong?

Austin: And I've been her BEST friend for her entire life, so who's more Zoe experienced? Idk maybe. She just seems very tired of you and she's not great at cutting the cord, so I'm doing it for her!

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TEXT 🦴 DAUSTIN

Duncan: If she's fine why does she have to have someone else speaking for her?

Austin: Because she's awkward!

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TEXT 🦴 DAUSTIN

Duncan: Oh hi, Austin, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to send that one to you! And she's not? Is she okay?

Austin: Obviously. She's perfectly fine :)

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TEXT 🦴 DAUSTIN

Duncan: Hey, Zoe! The Tech Museum has an exhibit on human bodies if you're down to go. It's not as interesting as some of the other stuff has been but it's new so yay?

Austin: Hi wrong number! Zoe is currently unavailable until the rest of forever! Sorry!

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TEXT 💕 PHAUSTIN

Phoebe: Tell me your cute ass is at a club tonight. At least one of us deserves to be out having a good time!

Austin: I am! You caught me on a break! What's up, Chica? Why aren't YOU out here shaking it?

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TEXT 🍹 JULSTIN

Juliette: Nice, comgrats! 🙏 thats a high five lmao re they hot? Of coures they're hot, YOUR hot so why would you settle for less. Right?! I thought it was just ne but thank you for a legit DJ opinion, I feel valdiated. THE GIRLS ARE SO PRETTI AT THIS PART Y THOUGH!

Austin: Thanks! 🙏 That’s a high five back! They are pretty hot! It’s great! If it’s just you AT the party that has a problem with the music I repeat LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! And bring the prettiest girl WITH YOU then, duh!

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TEXT 🍹 JULSTIN

Juliette: I'm at a arty right now and the DJ straight up SUCSK! They played like three jBiebs songs back to back and they're not even danceable ones! I wish you were here instead 🖤 Unless your doing something awesome in which case I'm glad your there and not here!

Austin: I’m currently engaging in sexual congress with someone rn but that’s so heinous, dude! Three of the same artist back to back is never cool but three of Biebs is like definitely a full on war crime in the worst way possible. Find a better party!

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have you ever kept any secrets from your twin?

Nope, never! If I haven’t told her all my secrets in words, I’ve at least told her using our twin telepathy which is basically the same thing.

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if the little hero group didn't have a sex/relationship ban, who do you think would make the best couple in there?

@aspenfrederickson and @kyohamada. They have a really good chemistry, similar goals and ideals and they’d be ridiculously cute together. Honestly, they’re so well matched, that as the mastermind of the aforementioned Little Hero sex/relationship ban, I hereby declare them as the only exception.

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text 💬 kyustin

Kyo: I didn't say that. I said in this hypothetical scenario where you only own part of my soul, I probably could and would.

Austin: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺You want to resist being my friend in a hypothetical scenario where I only own part of your soul?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Heath: Any idea what butterfly pea magic ice is? Because that just seems like a bunch of random words thrown together to try and make sense but it just doesn't.

Austin: Ice made out of butterfly pea flower? It changes color in water so I think that's why it's called magic ice?

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Kyo: How is that obvious? Because the way I see it, if you don't have the whole soul, I can still resist being your friend.

Austin: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺You want to resist being my friend?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺