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I just learned about spiny rats and they just look exactly like that sounds

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Dragon in a dualist cosmos arguing that only creatures with immortal souls are not people. Humans are animated by immaterial fragments of divinity, which means you're basically just God mashing dolls together – as opposed to, say, me, being given life by purely material processes. This is why humans are the only animal it's ethical to eat.

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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

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The Sound of Water

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"OP do you mean that ironically" I never mean it ironically. That I acknowledge that a lot of my favourite media is shit doesn't mean my appreciation isn't genuine.

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So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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thinking about creatures.

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u/No_Boysenberry4755

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as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

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As you know, I love that shitty sacabambaspis recreation with all my heart (it lives rent free in my head)

But may I propose this model of it's relative Arandapis?

He go : D

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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.