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akram salim is maybe the character of all time. well-dressed, polite and unassuming man capable of terrible violence. literally looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you. was "sort of" a cop in syria and no, he won't be expanding on that. widowed single dad to daughters he loves but doesn't understand. casual brutality is easy for him but he never loses control. WILL stop to pet the nose of a dog statue because it's good luck. sarcastic as fuck but never even cracks a smile. has a knife and knows how to use it. has absolute zero ego and goes out of his way to reassure the cop who previously investigated their cold case that he did a great job and it wasn't his fault the case wasn't solved earlier. helps his egotistical asshole boss calm down from a panic attack and then uses said boss's vulnerable position to enforce a boundary in a way that is both polite and threatening. and he bakes :)

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niche perfumes i've been wearing this spring

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

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the only reason I keep watching seinfeld is george costanza

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>looking for a new House

>ask the narrator if their House is creepy or wet

>they don’t understand |pull out diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

>they laugh and say “The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

>move in

>its wet

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SHIVERS — I AM LA REVACHOLIÈRE. I AM THE CITY.

*AGENTES IN REBUS*, WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR COAT YOU WEAR MY SOUL. YOU MOVE THROUGH MY STREETS FREELY IN MOTOR CARRIAGES AND ON FOOT. YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE HIDDEN PLACES.

I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

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CONCLAVE (2024) + LETTERBOXD REVIEWS

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I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me useful. I think again of your sermon. I know what it is to exist between the world’s certainties.

CONCLAVE (2024)

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I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | SEVERANCE | 16 TONS

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LEO WOODALL as Edward Brooks

PRIME TARGET A New Pattern

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Sergio Castellitto as Cardinal Tedesco CONCLAVE (2024), dir. Edward Berger

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it

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Even if your life sucks right now, you can do things to make it suck less. Learn to make your favorite coffee drink. Wear clothes you really like. Do yoga. Sometimes the small things save us.

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Nobody hates you bro just do your dishes

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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks