Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across! This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more!
also: there are a few lists that people have requested that i have not been able to find so if you know of one/write one, please send it to me. my messages/ask/submit are all open. WANTED: expectant parents/parents with newborns aus, historical aus
Jin: Makes the best meals and always packs your lunch in cute plastic containers with a note with some sort of lame (but pretty interesting) joke. // "Honey, did you see the joke I wrote you? It was pretty.. leJINdary." // Also runs the community book club for young adults.
Yoongi: Always sleeping + becomes late to work. Doesn't care about anyone else but you & the dog. // "Oh yeah, you know our next door neighbor Jamie? Yeah, I ran him over with the car today." // Commands you to roll over and get belly scratches.
Namjoon: The clumsy mom, but swag too. Can't cook or understand texting. Warns you about boys' cooties. Feels more like a dad. // "Shh, I just broke two plates and a glass bowl. Don't tell dad." // challenges you to UNO but loses constantly
Hoseok: Literally happiest mom ever. Will not fail to cheer you up. Dances well, makes your friends jealous. // "I'ts okay, sweetie, he wasn't good enough for you" *suddenly starts dancing "PACITO PACITO--THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG!" // also hates snakeu
Taehyung: Overprotective mom + doesn't like the people you hang out with. Monitors your social media and disciplines your friends. // "Rachel! Did you just throw a rock at my daughter??!! I'm calling your mother right now!" // Will start cursing at your best friend's mom.
Jimin: The short mom that looks like an 18 year old + the guys from your school try to flatter her but then they realize she's 32. 0 wrinkles and doesn't try. Took your older brother out to prom and everyone got jealous. Has no jams. // "I bought you a phone, so you can call me when I get lost in the supermarket again."
Jungkook: Most extra mom. Asks if she's cool and then proves it to your friends. Admires your friends and invites them to Family Night + bets them at every game. A hardcore believer, has a whole shelf of JB merch in the basement. // "Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song?? I already memorized the lyrics within 5 minutes!"