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Screenshot redraw (in my style) "The Monkey King I know will never stop fighting you.. And neither will I. "

Auughhh, this moment had me screaming when I first watched it—Sunburst duo, how I love you

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My last post but drawn

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Guys, if we consider the 1x1 square hole that martyn died in on ep 1 as the origin of the square hole, we can say that all members of the Villies (for some reason calling them this makes me feel like I’m calling them valley girls. idk why but it gives me giggles from the mental images in my head), anyway all members of the Villies has fallen victim into their own square hole. Let’s all collectively agree that that 1x1 hole is also the square hole please.

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Every Minecraft world has that one person…

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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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“Ariel sold her voice for legs just because of a guy“

Meanwhile Ariel with legs;

Ariel already loved the human world long before meeting Eric (you don’t get a collection like hers overnight) and when she finally got a chance to explore it, she took it.

Ursula made it more about Eric than Ariel ever did.

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Sometimes she just wants to wear her own comfy clothes

Bonus:

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They had done it. They had successfully captured one of the deathworlders. It had been a hard fought endeavor, and many were injured in the process, but it was a success. The creature, a human as it called itself, was being contained and interrogated.

"Tell us what we wish to know or face extermination." A crewmate said.

The human looked up at them through it's cell. It was unnerving. The eyes of an intelligent apex predator locking onto you. Then it bared it's teeth and let out a laugh. That was honestly more unnerving.

"You have no idea what you've done, do you?" It asked.

"Don't play games with us. Tell us about your defenses, weaknesses, anything!" The captain ordered.

"And if I don't?" The human asked.

"We already told you, extermination. Maybe we'll even use you as an example for the rest of your kind." Another crewmate said.

The creature only laughed more and more, getting more unhinged as it went on.

"What's so amusing?" I dared to ask.

The laugh stopped but the teeth stayed bared. "Humans historically have trouble getting along. But when we do, we are a force of nature. We just need the right incentive, and one of our own being taken by a hostile alien race is more than enough." It told them.

The crew took a startled jump back when it suddenly rushed forward and clamped it's appendages on the bars, looking more savage than before. "So go ahead. Either I live and become a motivator, or don't and become a martyr. So do whatever you'd like, and know that you can't kill me in any way that matters." It said, cackling all the while.

The crew felt terror never before felt, and the resulting spread of humanity to the stars haunts whoever survived to this day.

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Fire wielders and their noodle resturant nepobaby partners

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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everyone thank your nearest trans man for being alive and putting up with all the bullshit on the internet lately

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I'm starting to think that a lot of fantasy writers who are writing Heroes and Wars and Quests would be a lot happier writing the magic equivalent of a sports anime.

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lotsa kills this session huh