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📚 If we were villains

“Were you in love with him”.

“Yes, I was”. It’s not the whole truth. The whole truth is, I’m in love with him still”.

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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the hobbits

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God forbid women have hobbies

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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If you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

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i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

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please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

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The feed photo from this video tickles me so much. The different expressions between them are just so dramatic

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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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real tired of hearing the vegan vs. omnivore arguments when the real superior diet in terms of both cruelty and ecosystem is locally sourced

beef and pork from a farm 10 minutes away from you is more ethical and less detrimental to the environment than quinoa grown in ecuador. the future is food forests. the green revolution is food forests. if we manage to survive this apocalyptic hellscape all of your food, plant and animal, is going to come from within half an hour of where you live. plant a vegetable garden in the meantime

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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having a moment with the sparrow in my backyard.

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i told my mom that my coworker said i looked like a housewife while i was sweeping despite being dressed in an ugly brown polo black cargo pants combo and my mom said “maybe you just have pinafore aura, you understand?”