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The “I’m going to read this to mock it” to “this is so good” to “fuck, am I a monster fucker now” pipeline is so real and so fun to watch.
Yes, come to the dark side. We have weird peens and flavored cum.

love this energy
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Imagine being sick and finding an old family recipe for a chicken soup but the second you add the last ingredients to the pot it starts to billow smoke and the next thing you know there's a seven foot tall demon standing in your kitchen offering to kill your ex. And when you tell them no, they offer to fuck you instead.
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Me and my partner have meaningful conversations.
Aka he sits there quietly looking concerned as I explain that I wouldn’t fuck a centaur because their anatomy freaks me out but I would totally fuck a Minotaur because they only have two legs and are basically cow men and not giant scary horses with human shaped necks. And then go into an explanation of why wolf men are better than werewolves because they don’t turn into human men and are just big humanoid wolves and that’s adorable and totally more fuckable then a guy who turns into a literal wolf.
Legend says he is still sat there confused and wondering what he got himself into when he got with me.
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Soft dom demon boyfriend who uses his powers to pin you to the bed and fuck all of your holes while he just sits back and watches you writhe in pleasure.
#monster fucker#dirty talk#demon x human#demon x reader#monsterfucking nsft#monster fudger#monster smut#monster x human#tentacles
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Werewolf boyfriend who is constantly scowling and scares other men away from you all the time. He's a giant grump most of the time. Except around the full moon when he's changed. Then he just wants to cuddle and play fetch and get pets. He goes full-on golden retriever.
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Your vampire girlfriend who likes to feed from your femoral artery so she can suck your cock after she's done. You make the sweetest sounds when you're weak from blood loss and riding the high of her venom.
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Omg omg OMG

Maybe it's dark, but a heart remains a heart🖤
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Your werewolf boyfriend had warned you he wasn't safe during the full moon. He warned you to never be near him when it got too close.
You had no one to blame but yourself, then, when you found yourself on your hands and knees on the apartment floor the night of the full moon with your werewolf boyfriend pumping into you. Breeding you. He had warned you, after all.
Of course, you'd known what you were asking for when you let yourself into his apartment earlier that night. After all, he'd introduced you to other werewolf girlfriends and they were more than happy to fill you in on the pleasure to be had on the full moon.
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Prince of Beasts is a short, sweet, and super spicy novella about one strong queen who has no choice but to marry a monstrous prince or risk her kingdom's safety.
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Currently obsessed with the idea of a monster with horns. Thinking about what useful handles they’d be to direct their mouth as I took my pleasure. Something to grip as they drove me into the bed. Wondering if they’d be sensitive and every frantic squeeze of my hands would make them more frenzied.
I just want him big and horny.
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When I say I want a werewolf boyfriend, this is what I mean.
Artwork for HairyandBurly of their werewolf character.
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Why is there no human/monster dating services? I’m tired of Bumble. Give me Growl, the premier dating service for all things that go bump in the night. Bring on the werewolves, the vampires, the orcs, goblins, and ghouls. If at least 1/3 of them doesn’t want to eat me on sight is it even worth the effort?
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Just a girl, looking for a werewolf to do unspeakable things to her from now through the full moon.
Is that really so much to ask?
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