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I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.

Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.

The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.

I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.

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I keep drawing penis...

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It's time, the real Red Vs. Blue battle

the winners bracket top ship, Grimmons, vs the losers bracket top ship, Chucker. Red vs Blue as it always should be

which is your top RVB ship?

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I'm not dead RvB fandom what's up Heavily inspired by this post by @bill-theboneboy

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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

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I headcanon Grif as a gay bear and whenever he puts a flag anywhere near the base Sarge destroys it, not because he’s homophobic but because the flag is blue

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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

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Waiting for the day I get asked “What’s rvb ?” just for me to hit them with this and nothing else

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only tuckington can save me

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Feelings tonight

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i love to make all my faves interact like i’m experimenting with them in a lab

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The best media ever starts out like “haha silly adventures!” And then suddenly OH GODDDD THE HORRORS

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JUMPED out of bed to make this and managed to fit it perfectly within tumblr image limits 🔥🔥🔥

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'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist

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It’s still controversial to say fat dudes are hot and what’s worse is that the people that get angry at that statement are generally straight men. Women like fat dudes. Bisexual dudes like fat dudes. Gay dudes like fat dudes. Yet when someone, especially a straight woman, voices her attraction to fat men there are hordes of other dudes in her comments saying “Nuh uhhhhh you’re lying.” How would you know? You don’t fuck men.

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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.