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before its gross? I can eat roughly 22 eggs. but physically? If i eat even one I will explode, my stomach with spontaneously combust and incinerate. I love eggs though so this is an issue for me. its like those lactose intolerant people who are willing to take it because they love dairy products

Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.

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Are you like. Okay

the character

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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Freshly molted cicadas are unreal

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how do i tell her

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FUUUCKK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK!!!!!!! the characters. CLUTCHES AT MY HEAD IN PAIN AND DIES. FUUUUCKKKKK

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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

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i love when literally just one (nonspecific, just any of em) mutual of mine reblogs something i posted. just one. makes me think i made a banger. except its one guy. but still a banger

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heh... straight up jerkin it right now... and by it? Heh, lets just say,,, my sheos 👟

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me uh- *counting on fingers how long the chain of reblogs is* me 26th

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.