autisthottygoth

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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I want a burger and a shake from 5 Guys but unfortunately I don't have $59.95

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why are you, as a man, not kissing other men

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xue yu tan hua

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Cr: nili火火 >>here>>

6th Anniversary of the Bazaar Photoshoot

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Reading this chapter during pride month was kind of comical...

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me: oh no! 😱 I dropped my phone 📱 in the dead sea 💀🌊 which has a famously high average salt 🧂 content of 290ppt, almost nine times that of the ocean. if only someone were brave enough to retrieve it for me 🥺

my best friend wound man (helpful to a fault): I will go ☝️🤕

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It’s definitely not “do whatever you want bc nobody cares” it’s somewhere between “people don’t care as much as you think they do” and “if you want to truly do what you want you have to not care about how much other people care”

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lan wangji, youngest child™: wei ying why didn’t you buy every toy a-yuan said he wanted? that’s what you do with children you give them what they want. that’s how it works. i know because i was a child once

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redraw of this

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Honestly, one of my favorite Hualian things is when Hua Cheng makes sure that Xie Lian has something to eat and isn’t forgetting his meals, and he’s just spoiling him with mantou and little treats because he lived off of scraps for so long before him and he never wants his gege to do that again.

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moody men are so funny. like diva what is your problem now

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It's been so long since anyone listened to him yap y'all :((

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"I asked chat gpt" "I asked grok" well I asked yue qingyuan and he apologised, cried and didn't even answer my question.

PLEASEEE

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An Ding Disciple, who found Mobei-Jun in her Shifu's Leisure House: What do you mean you guys aren't married? We've got like fifty bets riding on your sex life - Why haven't you married him???

Mobei-Jun, head in hands, surrounded by mind maps and charts with red string: IM TRYING-

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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.