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#she's inviting her the same way people invite the queen of England or Taylor swift#at least hoping they'd get her something expensive off of the registry
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wanted to play with a new watercolor and some of my ink pens, ended up sketching a little Caleb. i referenced the pose from an in-game screenshot but otherwise free-handed the thing, and it was really fun to figure out how i'd like to go about the shading right in the moment. wanna try drawing an Essek next, see if the process comes more naturally now that i've had some practice 🙂↕️
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some screenshots of an abandoned powerpoint i was making months ago to convince my friends to get into the mighty nein
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Lucretia is the most fun character in the world because she is set up exactly like the guy who has been a villain all along, but instead the big reveal is that she's your best friend. And she loves you and thinks you're hilarious.
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official M9 character description from IGN
The Mighty Nein main character descriptions:
BEAU (Marisha Ray): Beau is a Cobalt Soul monk with attitude. Part MMA fighter, part kickass detective, she's on a secret mission to root out corruption within her own organization and abroad.
CALEB (Liam O’Brien): Caleb is a disheveled – some might say filthy – wizard with a penchant for fire magic. He's on the run from his past that continues to haunt him.
FJORD (Travis Willingham): Fjord is an orphan sailor. After his ship blew up in a deadly scheme, Fjord washed ashore without a scratch and with magic powers. But he's still trying to figure out if the powers are a gift or a curse.
JESTER (Laura Bailey): Jester is a loveable chaotic prankster who was born and raised in an upscale brothel. After pranking a powerful politician with no sense of humor, she's forced to go on the run with her best friend, an invisible god named the Traveler.
MOLLY (Talisein Jaffe): Molly is the flamboyant tarot reader for a traveling carnival. His endearing wit is a stark contrast to his mysterious ability to manipulate blood to his will.
NOTT (Sam Riegel) : Nott the Brave is a foul-mouthed alcoholic goblin girl and a master of stealth and crossbow. She drinks to hide from her painful past, which she hopes her new friend, Caleb, can help her solve.
YASHA (Ashley Johnson): Yasha is a barbarian woman from the wastes of Xhorhas in the Kryn Dynasty. Her roving mercenary work has earned her the harrowing moniker: “The Orphan Maker.”
ESSEK (Matthew Mercer): Essek Thelyss is a Kryn elf and elite spy for the Dynasty. He will stop at nothing to protect the ones he loves.
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“History will remember me.”
“Laerryn… doesn’t ring a bell.”
Still enamoured by the goddess that is Laerryn Cormar-Seelie, even if Exandria has forgotten her.
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Essik is so tired. He’s just trying to answer an email from his boss…
i never post on tumblr anymore but I made this tonight. Excuse any typos as in character please, as I cannot spell.
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Tag Team At The Teeth: The Misty Ascent/Beyond The Shroud
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“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).
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can i request a fat taako!

I definitely needed the practice for this! Hope you like it!
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so proud of critical role for inventing German
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There is also that petty part of me that loves to see all this collaboration because how are the people who pit D20/CR against each other going to justify this
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Can't wait to be served some premium brjeaus content (also Caleb because this is just standard top table shenanigans)
(+kinda a wip but sometimes you are just done lmao)
[Commissions are open!]
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This is mean of me but every time I see someone say “ugh with a new GM and new world it’s just not going to be ‘Critical Role’ anymore why even call it C4 if it’s not related” my first thought is always
Man you guys sound so boring
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I love that I'm seeing people on Twitter who's response to the "new world" bit of the C4 announcement is "it's UNFAIR that C3 had CROSSOVER elements where the previous groups STOMPED ALL OVER THE CAMPAIGN, and now BELLS HELLS don't get to ruin the next campaign for the new group and its fans!!!"
Truly the most crab bucket fandom of all time, lol. Imagine sincerely mourning not getting to inflict your own frustration on another group of people.
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