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Athena: I can't belive Odysseus didn't told me he was expecting a child. I trained him so hard and now his kid is unprotected and small : (

Dyonisus: *trying to help* Wait how small? Cause if it's hold in your arms small it actually just means Odysseus had it on his thigh.

Athena: *considering* He does have big thighs but I assumed it was cause of all the training.

Dyonisus: The training was helping make space for the baby : )

Athena: Oh! So it'll grow?

Dyonisus: Yup. 100%

Artemis: *goddess of childbirth, patron of midwifes, literally helped her mother deliver her brother seconds after she was born* What the fuck are you two saying?

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Athena, bleeding everywhere and covered in electric burns: Do you have any idea what I had to do to bail you out??

Odysseus: uh. Fight zeu-

Athena: I had to DANCE Odysseus!! To DISCO!!

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I saw this image of Athena and Odysseus and it was too freaking funny🤣🤣

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Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

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The tale says that Athena popped out of Zeus’s head an adult but rumor on Olympus is we just didn’t get to meet her till she was grown

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POV: You're the goddess Athena and you and your brother Hermes see Perseus for the first time

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his first look at his big beautiful headache

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womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

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The aftermath of "God Games"

Some Epic: the Musical fanart I've done in the recent months!! I have more so I'll probs post that too lmao, but yeah, this one's my favorite so far I think <3

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Athena being badass in the arena 🦉

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So, today I learned that "Neo Sweden" is a thing in Gundam, and I also learned they have their own Gundams. The... Nobel Gundams.

I ain't even mad.

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Rain: "Oh, Domon, you're back! How did the sparring match with Allenby go?"

Domon: "It went well! The Nobel Gundam got some pretty good hits on me though. I think some parts of the God Gundam have been damaged. Like the translation circuit in the communication system."

Rain: "Why do you think the translation circuit's been damaged?"

Domon: "Well, when we were fighting, Allenby yelled something at me in Swedish, and the translation was just some weird gibberish."

Rain: "What was the translation?"

Domon: "Uh... 'now you've taken a shit in the blue cupboard'..."

Allenby: "Oh, that's an accurate translation! Nu har du skitit i det blå skåpet! It means 'now you've messed up!'"

Domon and Rain stare at Allenby.

Allenby: "What? It's a perfectly common Swedish phrase!"

Domon: "...well, I guess if I did take a shit in a blue cupboard, it would mean I've messed up somehow..."

Allenby: "Exactly!"

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Translation:

Panel one (Swedish): "Never thought I'd die side by side with a Dane."

Panel two: (Danish): "What about dying side by side with a friend?"

Panel three: (Swedish): "What the hell are you saying?"

Based on this one:

(The joke is that Danish is often incomprehensible to Swedes.)

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Wait a minute... If the upgrade of the Nobel Gundam is the Super Nobel Gundam, does that mean...?

"THAT'S RIGHT! I WILL FINALLY BE THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION! THE UNDEFEATED OF GÖTALAND, SVEALAND AND NORRLAND!"

"I WILL BECOME SUPER ALLENBY, AND BE CHAMPION OF ALL!"

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Important facts about Allenby Beardsley gleaned from the first G Gundam manga:

Her military rank is lieutenant (I don't think that's ever mentioned in the anime, but I might be wrong?):

She owns a fancy dress (though sadly, we never get a full-body shot of it, just a few closeups):

She likes Skittles:

She can beat Master Asia at video games:

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if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

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*Outside Xaden and Violet's room*

Sawyer: *Gaping*

Rhiannon: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!

Dain: *Surrounded by knives embedded in the wall, and one of Xaden's swords is directly under his armpit next to his heart* I may have walked in on one of their breaking furniture activities. Can you get me down?

Ridoc: *Cackling* Not till we get a picture drawn!