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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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texts from my father continue

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Chocolate-coated marshmallow treat: *exists*

Literally every country:

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god actually baited us into creating the tower of babel so that He could create His most beloved children: autistic linguistics enthusiasts

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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I love writing. I LOVE WRITING. THE ART OF ALL ARTS.

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Wach auf! Neue Sommer-Raubkatze wurde gesichtet.

Wird langsam zur Tradition.

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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me before i was diagnosed with adhd, talking to a neurotypical person: wow so you can just [insert normal every day task] easily? how do you do that?

neurotypical person: what do you mean? i just do it

me: yeah but how do you get past the wall?

neurotypical person: what wall?

me: you know, the wall in your brain

neurotypical person: ???

me:

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she executive on my dysfunction till i. dont do anything

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‘for being well deserving’ alright

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