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Ugh music is so good

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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The kind moon over peaceful nice guy town

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“is it ethical to fuck your own clone” it’s not ethical to fuck anything.

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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

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Rain on the graves late in November. Longmeadow MA 11/29/16

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someone broke her twintails...

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who else up forming attachments to inanimate objects

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they look like they run a ceramics studio like the navy

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

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Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

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i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.