too many songs about relations to other people. where are the songs for bitches who dont know anyone
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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me
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everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.
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Due to personal reasons I will be court martialed and shot at dawn by an unfair military show trial
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it is what it is (I can't do this anymore)
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every girl should have a terrace or a balcony or a sprawling secret garden hidden from the outside world but containing beautiful mysteries and hidden worlds but we don't and that's why the world is going to hell in a handbasket
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can we melt into eachother and dissolve bro
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freak is a term of endearment btw
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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."
- my 7 year old daughter
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how to stop feeling like your body is a crime scene
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"I love her despite her crimes" well I love her crimes. Keep it up queen.
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more bits from 'a world of plenty'. gay cyborg sex forever and ever
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And the sky opened up
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HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT
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10/23/20
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