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POST OF THE DECADE: CONTENDERS

These are the contenders in the race to be the “POST OF THE DECADE”. Not best post, not worst post, but simply: post of the decade. Click the links embedded in the titles to view the posts. Utilize scrutiny and be wise before clicking the poll link and voting. Voting closes December 31st. 

Men Will See A Mouse And Eat It (by @ilovecalc2, @babyitaliano, and @lettuce-queen-is-valid)

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (by @tripropellant)

Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Gone Wild (by @old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary)

He Only Got Two Eyes (by @zaynmalikeatsass and @vodni) 

The Amish Can Definitely Defend Themselves They Got Rakes (by @marcitlali, @demonshauntingcomputers, @blkreginageorge, and @phoneus) 

Ms. Green Needs Bambi On The PS2 (by @brownreasontolive and @relishboi)

It’s Always Sad When Somebody’s Dog Dies - thecybersmith (by @swampbrujo and @thecybersmith)

You David Hasselhoff, You Wave Watching (by @tsunamiwavesurfing and others)

When Was The Last Time The Girl Kissed The Boy???? (by @fishingboatprocceeds and @ofhounds)

My Three Girlfriends. And Yes, They Smoke Weed. (by @thejorie and… many others)

You Want Fucking Beet Root? ……… Ingredience (by @itwashotwestayedinthewater and @polymascotfoamalate)

Whip Cream (by @birdluvr1993)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Put The Pussy In A Scarmophogoghs (by @alexschiesser, @zsnes and @targuzzler)

That’s Pussy Babe! (by @gushergurl and @daycare)

Suspiciously Aphobic Or Possiby Terfy (by @gwendolynroselives, @fatfae, and @bipeoplearentyourpawns)

Ignore My Ugly House Arrest Ankle Bracelet. Haha (by @petal-metal)

John “Cock Is One Of My Favorite Tastes” Green (by @fishingboatprocceeds and @fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone)

Pissy Shitties (by @oddbagel, @bighuge, and others)

Those Are His Hooves You Bitch (by @st3fan00 and @whitegirlsaintshit)

The Fingers In His Ass Sunday Tradition (by @skeletortilla, @grapiibear and @zootycoon)

ALRIGHT

now that you’ve looked at all your options, and considered it carefully:

Click here to go to the poll to vote. I will close voting DECEMBER 31st. 

Also, fine print: I am the one who runs this blog and so I will finalize the choice. I may decide to override the popular vote, but only if it really is a dumb choice. That is all.

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Unfriendly FUCKING Reminder

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What’s the tea, Moxie?

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What’s the verdict? Are you worth kidnapping?

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Heyy it’s a veeery messy Moxie! practice makes perfect but I’m not so sure after this failure😂

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A hired team of filmmakers working for Paramount Studios in 2004, being paid to adapt an extremely popular series of childrens’ books: Well we want our version of Klaus to be the most interesting so clearly the only way to do that is to nuke his sisters’ personalities and plot relevance 

A homeschooled autistic teenager in 2019 about to write a fanfiction with six Baudelaire children, where they all have personalities and plot relevance, and yet Movie!Klaus still ends up the fan-favorite because maybe using sexism to boost up your character is a bad idea and instead you should make them relatable first and foremost: 

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Whoever submitted this to my main with no context so i was like is this anon hate or what until i went into transvioletbaudelaire & saw tthat i had asked for this specific image in the tags on a queued reblog.. I hope you know the power youve just handed me.

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me, thinking about the importance placed on preparing food and eating together in snicketverse and how we live in a world where diet culture is being increasingly enforced on children and how it’s hurting them while other children rely on school to get their meals and how malnutrition is effecting both of these groups:

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Klaus Baudelaire

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I am going to say this. 1 more time . Whoever is hoarding the transklausbaudelaire url? Consider this a warning

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i have no memory of drawing this

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Klaus exploratory drawings for an animation I’m doing with a friend. It’s hard trying to figure out how to translate his design more for animation!! The finished drawing won’t be the design I’m using because it’s far too detailed, so the sketches on the side are just me trying to simplify it more into simple shapes while still maintaining my style. I’m not very happy with these tho, so try try try again :’))))

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I want #a series of unfortunate events to stomp on me.

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the trick to avoiding plotholes is to make sure there’s not enough plot to poke holes in

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anyway I would like to applaud the asoue fandom for not reducing Beatrice to just lemony’s infatuation

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hey! my name’s isaiah and i’m a young trans artist that wants to start getting some experience under his belt before he ships off to college.

i’ve been on this site, on this account, for well around 4 years now, and my follower count has never broken 300. due to that, i’ve stopped posting my content as often and sharing my ideas.

but, this summer, i wanna change that! so, i wanna grow an audience. best way to do that is to give back to you guys!

RULEZ:

-Follow me

-Reblog this post

-That’s it!

-If you want, leave a comment about your favorite animal, color, season, dog, food- whatever you’d like! doesn’t change your chances, i just want to get to know my audience. <3

entry ends on 12:00 AM PST, June 20th. Winners will be drawn at random and announced within the next day or two!

1st Prize:

-Digital painting of whatever you’d like! Will be fully rendered and made as specifically to your liking as you’ll want.

-Custom icon for your blog! 

-Your OC will be in my upcoming project, The Autumn Bard!

-Special shoutout!

2nd Prize:

-Flat color drawing of whatever you’d like! Will be made as specifically to your liking as you’ll want.

-Custom icon for your blog!

-Special shoutout!

3rd Prize:

-Colored sketch of whatever you’d like! Will be made as specifically to your liking as you’ll want.

-Custom icon for your blog!

-Special shoutout!

4-6th place will get custom icons for your blogs!

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Listen.

Montgomery Montgomery? Gay.

Gustav Sebald? Gay.

Esmé Squalor? Bisexual.

Isadora Quagmire? Trans girl.

Count Olaf? Biromantic asexual.

Jacquelyn Scieszka? Lesbian.

Larry Your-Waiter? Gay trans man.

Sir? Gay.*

Charles? Gay.*

Olivia Caliban? Bisexual.

Jacques Snicket? Bisexual.

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender? Non-binary.*

Fernald the Hook-Handed Man? Queer.

Justice Strauss? Aromantic asexual.

Georgina Orwell? Pansexual.

Jerome Squalor? Bisexual.

OP does not accept constructive criticism as this post is flawless.

*I know these ones are explicitly canon but I had to include them in the list.