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Need to be dykehandled asap by a girl who's taller than me and significantly stronger who's sole purpose in life is to hear as many of my moans as possible

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Started out as a redraw of this photoset and just so everyone knows it brings me so much joy when people re-reblog it and continue the lyrics in the tags!!

i'll be uploading the 20 something minute version of the speed paint on my patreon soon as well as some close ups and maybe the layered file after I clean up all the empty layers lmao

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Thinking about this again, can’t get the image of Jedi Tilda Swinton out of my head.

If I were to do a rewrite, I think I would actually keep a lot of the bones of TPM, with the main plot being the protection of Padme, queen of Naboo.

I’m imagining a scene before the third act where they’ve fought off Maul once already, and they’re finally close enough to the republic to keep Padme safe.

Anakin’s force powers are already evident, he’s held his own, and Obi-Wan feels threatened, jealous of the attention the boy is getting from his teacher and closest friend.

Qui-Gon speaks in private with the council to confirm their safety and rendezvous, and in light of his bravery, defending himself and others from a sith warrior, the council awards Obi-Wan the rank of knight, skipping the trials.

When she goes to tell Obi-Wan the news, she can sense his jealousy, his fear that everything is about to change, that he isn’t ready, that his training isn’t over, and that Anakin will cut this short because Qui-Gon plans to train him. She tells him not to worry, tries to calm him. Obi-Wan casts doubt on Anakin’s suitability because of his attachment - he’s already a teenager, and they can’t take him from his mother.

Qui-Gon says she has nothing left to teach him - he is already a knight, and every bit her equal. She tells him he is brave, kind, wise beyond his years, and just a little too orthodox. She reminds him of their bond, that their relationship is not like other masters and students, that they fought and nearly died for one another; that it is not attachments that are a weakness, but fear, hatred, and inflexibility. She tells him that he is everything she hoped he would become, and that in the force, death is not the end.

And then in the final act, after Obi-Wan has beaten Maul, Qui-Gon soothes him, reminds him that death is not the end, and evaporates the same way Yoda and Obi-Wan do in the OT.

I’ve been fucking around with the idea of a prequel trilogy rewrite, and when toying with recasting, thought of Qui-Gon being played by Tilda Swinton, and I have not been the same since.

It would be so good! She’s meant to train Anakin, and teach him to manage his fears and anger, the way she did for Obi-Wan, and then she dies, and it just makes Anakin’s tragedy sting that much more!!!

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Driven insane by this post once again, just pure yearning

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

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[Video description: A black-and-white doodle of a mill, some wheat-like plants, and a farmer with a hat, beard, and large scythe. All the words appear on screen as they are said. At the word “livelihood,” the plants disappear. At “I,” a second man with a smaller beard and a robe appears, then holds out a contract. At “the comet,” a circle falls down onto the screen and the farmer’s eyes turn teal. At “smashed to pieces,” the mill briefly gains a frowning face. When the quote ends, three credits appear, reading as follows:

Darkest Dungeon copyright Red Hook Studios The Farmstead expedition intro read by Wayne June Art by Cagli “Passsacaglia” Wanderer

At the bottom of the last slide more text reads “*based on a series of goofs my wife and i were doing this morning”. End video description.]

hey look it’s baby’s first animatic! i’ve never done anything like this before and honestly it was a whole lot of fun, I might have to do more…I made it super doodly because I wanted to get it done and wouldn’t you know it it worked and honestly? I really like how it looks :) thank you for watching!

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I’ve been fucking around with the idea of a prequel trilogy rewrite, and when toying with recasting, thought of Qui-Gon being played by Tilda Swinton, and I have not been the same since.

It would be so good! She’s meant to train Anakin, and teach him to manage his fears and anger, the way she did for Obi-Wan, and then she dies, and it just makes Anakin’s tragedy sting that much more!!!

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The feminine urge to buy a crtv and vcr, and exclusively watch old horror films on them, just to feel something

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My dumb keyboard

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It was my birthday months ago, but I want birthday cake

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I think about this often

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

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Watch The House I Live In

http://econweb.umd.edu/~tuttle/files/tuttle_mandatory_minimums.pdf

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Follow my friend’s art blog!!!

it’s her it’s lydia lydia the silver lake sona!

[Image description: A tall woman with two heads, white skin, teal eyes, and square glasses. Her long brown hair is styled with an undercut on both heads, the shaved side on the inside on each. She’s wearing a purple hoodie with two hoods and neck holes, and her hands are in the large front pocket. She’s also wearing dark grey sweatpants, dark purple socks, and orange Converse high-tops. The background is a pale teal. End image description.]

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LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

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SOURCES + LINKS

Dr. Bradberry, Travis. (January 15, 2018). “How to make yourself work when you don’t want to.” Retrieved from: https://medium.com/the-mission/how-to-make-yourself-work-when-you-dont-want-to-f4f251a85514

MacLellan, Lila. (January 15, 2018). “How to stop procrastinating.” Retrieved from: https://work.qz.com/1159212/how-to-stop-procrastinating/

Sun, Michael. (February 17, 2014). “Psychological Skills: Changing your Emotions - An Intro to Cognitive Reappraisal.” Retrieved from: https://www.psychologyinaction.org/psychology-in-action-1/2014/02/17/psychological-skills-changing-your-emotions-an-intro-to-cognitive-reappraisal

My masterposts, infographics, printables, + more!

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when did weed get so complicated? So many strains and consumption methods… it used to be that you found the weird shifty kid in your high school math class and was like “hello I would like one marijuana please” but now everything’s so much more expansive and it confuse me

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