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Baste me in mountain spring water until I blow up like a blimp.

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Baste me in cavewater until my body turns inside out.

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Baste me in mud until I blow up.

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It doesn’t matter. It’s not fucking happening.

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When youve mined and caved and splunked for as long as I have you get used to the darkness. Haa. Haah.

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I"M on tthe riun from, a lot of peopel. I'm im a Steeneebucks typing thiss from my Hypnokia 9000 every 260 characters costss me 200¥. It's like they say/ Sometimes the ores are prosperous , but the mines ar off-limits. And you can't mine there. Oh you really chupped up rthis time Roark

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Yes I mine. OK?

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People who eat fruit understand why I mime. It’s all about the seed..

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I don't know what to say...

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I don’t know what to say...

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Dream

I had a dream I lost my mining helmet. I was walking home form the PokéMart and it begun to get dark and my helmet fell in a ditch. Without my dear mining helmet it was so dark and I could not cast a light down the street to wander home. Everyone lived in darkness. As though I had never left my mines. And I got a cool sticker that said “Thank Cufant-y much for shopping with us!” with a Cufant on it. I don’t think it made sense until I woke up and tried saying it out loud and it kind of does sound like “Thank you very much.” But it still sucked

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Going for a swim. With my two mealworms, Jub and Grid.

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Now, this is cool trick. Try it at home: water rocks is mud ?!

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you woke from your ancient slumber? AND you are playing minecraft?

Minecraft put geodeds

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Ok. Playing minecraft. Pretty cool.

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Oreburgh. Where the mines are vast and no one can hear your screams

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Shaking a bag full of broken rocks to trick CRANIDOS into thinking it’s his food.