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Ye Zun sexy

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jon: at least we got to relax for a bit i suppose

martin, who spent several days chasing annabelle cane around through the fancy old rooms with a cup and piece of paper, while salesa played a jaunty silent-movie accompaniment on the piano: yeah... relaxing

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that sure was an epsiode

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Untamed Fest 2019      ↳ Day 2 | Dynamic: The Two Jades of Lan

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the untamed as richard siken quotes

wei wuxian

lan wangji

jiang cheng

nie huaisang

lan xichen

wen ning

wen qing

jiang yanli

nie mingjue

jin guangyao

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talking to almost any character in hannibal would be so insufferable. bc all they do is speak in riddles and metaphors, and quote lines from obscure literature. hannibal could be in therapy with me like “is life nothing more than an endless pyrrhic victory, in which the self is both the victor and the defeated, dead either way no matter the method one undertakes to reach their triumph” and i’d just be like “well actually.. there’s more to being a warrior than killing. a true warrior isn’t cruel or mean. he doesn’t claw an enemy who can’t fight back” then he’d murder me bc i quoted warrior cats at him

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This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

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song jiyang twirling his sword while wearing airpods

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Nie Huaisang: Wei Wuxian was the only motherfucker in the whole cultivation world who could Handle me and he's fucking dead

Mo Xuanyu: I wish I were dead

Nie Huaisang: ......maybe I can solve both our problems

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zhu hong + outfits

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i don’t care how stuck up the Lans pretend to be, you cannot convince me that kids aren’t hooking up left and right at Gusu Summer School. you think you can stick a bunch of horny teens in dorms while every adult goes to bed at 9pm and they just??? won’t make out with each other???? have you lost your mind?????

losing your virginity at Gusu Summer School is an unspoken rite of passage among the cultivation sects, that is the hill i will die on.

(and bonus clout to anyone who manages to get in bed with a Lan…looking at you Mingjue 👀)

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what are they whispering about?

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Episode 33

He’s so distracted by Making Meaningful Eye Contact across a battlefield that he Actually Gets Injured. Such are the Perils of Yearning, friends. 1/10

Wei Wuxian’s Maniacal Laughter and Unrestrained Weeping feel like Kind Of A Bad Sign. Tonight is Really Not Going Lan Wangji’s Way. 1/10

Lan Wangji attempts to talk Wei Wuxian down using his most Sorrowful Eyes and Fearful Brows. It is not super effective. 0.5/10

Wei Wuxian is not allowed to die, and that is Final. Lan Wangji has upgraded to his Most Furrowed Brows and Saddest Eyes for this. A Very Powerful Combination. It might just work, as long as no Betrayed Brothers get involved. 0/10

Jiang Wanyin is really the Worst Brother-In-Law In History. An F- of a person. A person with whom one could easily imagine spending the next 16 years of their life locked in a Bitter but Unspoken Hatred. 0/10

This is it, folks, Lan Wangji has hit the absolute Nadir of Peace. He is a Broken Man. He will Never Be Happy Again*. The Peacefulness Scale is Forever Recalibrated by this moment. -3/10

Brace Yourselves for a Peacefulness Whiplash. He has Actually Moved His Face to do a Little Smile. Look at him! Pure and Perfect. It’s been sixteen years. He deserves every second of this. 9/10

I Hope Sitting In This Cold Spring Doesn’t Raise Any Questions About My Mysterious Scars. 7/10

Lan Wangji is Distressed to discover that this is what Wei Wuxian considers as Being Stealthy. He’s wearing his usual colours, playing their love song on his usual instrument, and doing all of this maskless, right in front of Lan Qiren, who both Knows and Hates him. The Lack of Self-Preservation is Staggering but Comfortingly Familiar. 6/10

Oh no we are Absolutely Not Doing This Again. Lan Wangji had quite enough of Wei Wuxian getting all Haunted and Shit sixteen years ago. Lan Wangji will be confiscating all of his Sword Ghosts and Ghost Swords and Swords and Ghosts for the foreseeable future. 4.5/10

Lan Wangji is totally not engaging in Any Shenanigans. What a terrible example to the juniors that would make him. Wei Wuxian merely slipped. 8/10

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Episode 3

This fool. This idiot. This absolute buffoon. He has no idea what’s about to hit him. Savour this peace while you can, Lan Wangji. 9/10

Jiang clan shenanigans (Shenanijiangs) and Wei Wuxian daring to speak in his presence drag the ambient peace down. Is it fair that someone can be So Attractive and also So Annoying? It is Not Fair. 7.5/10

Breaking the rules is against the rules. The eyebrow slant is growing Dangerous. 4/10

The consternation is Real. Wei Wuxian has been told that breaking the rules is forbidden but he continues to break the rules??? How could anyone feel peaceful in a situation like this? Lan Wangji’s brow threatens to furrow. 3/10

On the surface you may think you see a man who is Completely Peaceful. Do Not Let Him Fool You! That little step back tells you everything you need to know. 3/10

Lan Xichen is a Gift and a Balm in these troubled times. Peacefulness regained, restored. All is right with the world. 8.5/10

Betrayal. Lan Xichen is a Betrayer. Let us speak no more of this. Flee into the night. 2.5/10

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The Untamed | Ep 17 | You promised me. We will go back to Lotus Cove.

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Do not befriend the evil.