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old ares had a farm and are you there funniest and best fucking episodes in the series
#watched the bts for oahaf and they said it was hands down the best performance of kevin smith they ever got and im laughing so hard#michael hirst funniest bitch out here asking all the right questions#season 6 is my favourite ngl#xena warrior princess#xwp#auto speaks
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What. A. Woman.
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every man in greece, italy, china, norway and apparently olympus:
#i refuse to watch the last 2 episodes of the series so idk if anyone in japan happens to be willing to kill themselves for her#also ares isnt willing to die for her but he was wanting to bone her for a second there and he gave up his immortality to save her#its honestly so funny how they try to keep the straight in there while literally having a woman willing to die fighting xena for her love#xena warrior princess#xwp#auto speaks
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XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS 3.06 THE DEBT
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sorry but it's actually so fucking funny how Virgil can be so much like Joxer
#virgil being a goof during serious moments is the funniest thing#xena warrior princess#xwp#auto speaks
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stealin' kisses from your misses ♡
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Kevin Smith performing Rebel Yell at xenacon with the cast of the xenaverse my beloved you will always be there for me in my times of need
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#xena warrior princess#i think they shouldve brought the coins on the skirt over the new outfit somehow they look so good
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
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for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!
#just watched the ep where joxer dies and i was so sad :(((#he was so loved by the people around him
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Xena is a great show, as someone who is more knowledgeable than average about classic Greco-Roman history. Not because Xena is historically accurate, but because it doesn't give a shit about historical accuracy.
One episode, Xena is hanging out with her...ex? Hercules. And the next Gabrielle is going to Bard school with *Homer*. And then Xena is talking about cesarean sections (for a half centaur-half amazon baby) and medical ethics with Hippocratus AND Galen. And then she's encouraging Brutus to murder Caesar. Next week, she's gotta beat up Ares and return the Arc of the Covenant to its rightful people.
When is this show set? The time of legends, shut up.
#this is why all the attempts at remakes will fail#its a funny show!#its a funny show with some myths and history thrown in with modern jokes#none of the costumes are accurate#none of the myths are even accurate#its a fun show with a few serious episodes here and there#you can not have a serious xena remake it will fail#if they make a remake and ares is this serious macho man im sending a pipe bomb to the creators#xena warrior princess#xwp
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what IF I rewrote Amphipolis Under Siege with Torris there what IF hmm
#literally might not happen i suck at sticking to what i want to write#plus im studying atm so if i did it might not happen for ages#xena warrior princess#xwp#auto speaks
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Xena & Gabrielle | Xena: Warrior Princess 6x18
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