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autopsytableromance · 11 hours
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Sometimes a guy puts his hand on your shoulder and you filling flip him so he’s sprawled on his back. It’s all you can do.
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autopsytableromance · 11 hours
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Why’d he leave after she screamed. Like did he kill her? Bc it smash cuts from her screaming when he drilled through the door to him running outside.
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autopsytableromance · 11 hours
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BEDAZZLED BABY TEE THAT SAYS SPACEY BABY I NEEEEEEED
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autopsytableromance · 11 hours
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“What you have against Valerie?” “She drinks too much milk” girl wtf could that possibly mean
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autopsytableromance · 11 hours
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This bitch truly had 3 lines before getting killed immediately that’s crazy
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autopsytableromance · 11 hours
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Watching slumber party massacre tonight. 2 minutes in and there’s nip.
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autopsytableromance · 15 hours
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Bad news quitting smoking is exactly as hard as I remember good news I’m about to go punch things about it and then maybe watch a movie when I get home
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autopsytableromance · 16 hours
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autopsytableromance · 16 hours
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they should put having a crush in the dsm-5
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autopsytableromance · 16 hours
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Hey why is my discussion board (due tomorrow) locked until midnight. This class is three weeks long just open it.
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message to all bitches
please survive
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Wow fucked up! Impressive that she held that smile for that long tho
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“I should probably get going now” is really the only response to your sister in laws like 10 minute monologue about killing people
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Girl maybe if you don’t want ppl to be scared of you should not kill people. Or perhaps be less obvious about it.
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This bitch got in didn’t she
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Bro at least throw the damn pig away
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So she’s pushed multiple cars into this lake? Bc that is NOT the same one that’s in the first movie
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