autumn-in-july

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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AHHHH CONGRATS NYC

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Masayoshi Abiru

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its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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tumblr should make an airline so we can all see each other

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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received the compliment "skilled post", which is highest praise. i do aim for technical perfection in everything i do including posting. a post is just like any other proseform. you must edit it savagely. you must hammer it into a shape which lives not inside you, and not in the audience response, but in the ineffable between

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Transfem tumblr experience simulator:

🙎‍♀️ random-transfem Follow

[post about transfems]

🤠 birthdayboy

this but about me. don't forget about me. can we please talk about me? can we talk about me right now? can you make this post also about me?

🙎‍♀️ random-transfem

make your own post.

🤠 birthdayboy

ok guydude? my brother in christ? can we not divide the community please? there's more important things to worry about. just let me make the post about myself or you're literally erasing me like you bitches always do

people in real life: hey man, how's it going?

🙎‍♀️ random-transfem

no, fuck off. and also don't call me that.

🤠 birthdayboy

hysterical much? mean bitch for no reason? you want to divide the community because you're evil stupid. also you're just like [group that wants you dead]. look, everyone! the tranny snapped at me for literally no reason, I was being so nice! they are an scary evil intruder in our sacred undivided Community!

#not bluey #LGBT #genderqueer #transandrophobia

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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pass it around