We all want to be great men and there's nothing romantic about it. I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given. Oh, and my name's Scott.
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I'm sick of Cookie Loki, change your skin.
Kiss my ass?
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Get over it, that's life
A feminist and an anti-feminist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a drink together because they鈥檙e adults who don鈥檛 let personal views effect their decisions on who they should or should not associate with.
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I stole this kid鈥檚 neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
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I got Lisa a castle that looks a little bit like Hogwarts. She now believes she is a Hungarian Horntail, but I don鈥檛 have the heart to tell her she鈥檚 not really a dragon.
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were literally in the middle of a blizzard and these scrubs still eat outside
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this was on the last episode of drake and josh

they were warning us

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Oh Jesus that's my local news

is this what it鈥檚 like to be cool
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE鈥橲 LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
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