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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.
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Wunk of us tells only the truth
And wunk of us tells only lies
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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels
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Manoucher Yektai (Iranian/American, 1921-2019), Three Pomegranates, 1963. Oil on canvas, 50 x 61 cm.
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i discovered that my favorite ytp on the planet got taken down... I still think about this scene every day
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Kids nowadays are cheating on their assignments by using ai? Back in my day we didn't have that stuff. All we had was this fair skinned and long haired boy called kevin that had these really puffy nipples and we all copied his homework. He kinda disappeared after high school, but sometimes I see his sister Katherine around. A real beauty I will tell you. I guess he's in jail or something cause every time I ask her about him she stutters and avoids the question. I miss Kevin, I really hope he's ok. So I guess what I'm saying is that we didn't have ai, but we had- I had Kevin. I pray for him every night
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When a customer makes me mad I go into the storage room and pull out one of this guy’s teeth
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Okay, I'll bite. Who the hell is Jeremy Fragrance
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