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So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.
These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.
Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them
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Aubrey : OKAY STOP. Let’s just take a vote-
Chloe : Aca-awesome, a secret vote ! Everybody close your eeeeyes
[Everyone closes their eyes]
Stacie : Uh ok but how do we know the results
Chloe : Well say your vote out loud
Beca : We’ll know each other’s voices, you dork
Fat Amy : Flo’s got a point
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How to talk to the wind
If the wind falls silent, she is listening to you. Speak.
Always whisper.
In case there is a wind swirl carrying autumn leaves, step back. Let her dance.
Don’t go outside if the wind is howling. The ghosts are passing through.
She already knows everything about you. Never lie.
You may play the flute.
Listen to storms. Don’t talk.
She gives life to your words. Make them meaningful. Especially when you talk to her.
If she whispers in your ear, listen closely. It means she trusts you enough to share her secrets.
Words travel far and fast. Don’t say anything that could awake the spirits.
She has a strong temperament and gets angry easily. Make sure to always be nice to her, you don’t want to be on her bad side.
If she is talking to thunder, leave them alone. They don’t want you to hear.
When she greets you with a breeze the following morning, pretend you didn’t hear them.
A sudden draft is always a bad omen.
Never, ever, complain about her. She will remember.
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Me, watching Taylor continue the tradition of refusing to walk the red carpet with a beard:
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Here’s to life teaching us lessons, and us learning, growing, dancing, and changing together. Everything I’ve learned about a ‘reputation’ and how little it really means when defined by those who do not know you, I’ve learned from the fans whose spirits lit up these stadiums. Thanks to you, I’m doing better than I ever was. Love, Taylor
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reputation stadium tour; may 8th — november 21st, 2018
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Somewhere in pi, there is a detailed description of everyone’s life written in binary code (source)
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When Netflix and Hulu set aside their rivalries just to celebrate Sandra Oh and Killing Eve. You know you have a legend right there.
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A little appreciation for THAT one week
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my favorite Kara headcanon is that she tutored classmates for free in college and all of them had a crush on her
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— harry styles headers ♡
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you, soft and only you, lost and lonely
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