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Hard to get out of bed sometimes

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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Running round Faerûn with the angel and the devil on my shoulder, Gale is also there.

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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Why are all the rules for safe sleeping also all the things babies hate most. Miss girl does NOT like sleeping flat on her back on a firm surface. She wants to sleep curled up on her side like a little cherub.

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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Mama’s here!!

I’m gay so obviously a Leyendecker inspired piece was bound to happen

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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Cynthia Zhou.

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The first few children didn’t work out.

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Embracing the delusion of believing that *my* baby is in fact uniquely adorable and no other newborn has ever been as cutie as she is