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does anyone wanna talk wedding stuff with me? im really starting to dig in and look for ideas 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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now is one of those times i wish i could draw and sew so i could make my own wedding dress :-((
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hey btw fictional smut is not real sex. since i know there's plethora of young audience here who reads thinking they need to be like the porn in fics, no you don't. let me tell you that tits come in all sizes and it's normal. sagging is normal. stretch marks, scars, hairy bodies are normal. strawberry skin is okay. hyperpigmentation in pelvic region is normal. not every pussy is light barbie pink. a vagina looks like a vagina; you don't have to be grossed out. most of the women can't squirt at all also can't cum with just vaginal penetration. 6 inches is big. always use protection. prep it before you put it in. don't ever try anal without lube and stretching. not everyone cums like seven times back to back. aftercare is important. and lastly for the love of god, do not ever try cervix fucking.
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got through my shower without the kids waking up thank goodness.
#their room is on the other side of the bathroom wall#i have persistent nausea issues#i really needed this#it also didn’t help as much as you’d think#but this still feels like a win
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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i need everyone who’s read fourth wing to validate me
this is ridoc and sawyer right?
(no spoilers tho im on chapter 26) also his username in the tiktok so there’s the credit right in your face don’t come for me
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i need yall to read hush hush bc i wanna see yall draw Patch please bc i love him insanely
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my man is on a new work schedule in a different department and goes in for 2am now. how tf am i supposed to sleep w/o him 😭
#i’m a big cry baby w/o the crying#literally the only time i hate sleeping alone is when he’s not here#i like my naps alone SOMETIMES#but THISS???!!
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it’s 8pm and the suns gone down. it’s a little chilly but still decently warm. i walk home from the bus stop with my keys in my hand. my best friend got me pepper spray for christmas. my fiance taught me how to use it.
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i forgot to buy pencils today
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Tumblr Holidays:
• March 14th: Pi Day
• March 15th: Ides of March
• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day
• April 13th: Homestuck Day
• April 20th: Weed Day
• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day
• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day
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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

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