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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.

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reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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Great.

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ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

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Gotta admit the headline is a banger.

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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

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