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Islamic High Art Iran

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Brook art by me lol

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I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

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Was ist das für 1e Intromusik

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Client Work from early last year - location paintings for an adventure board game!

Game: Grand Hotel Abaddon Client: KOSMOS Publishing House

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resting

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I love bts photos from the turn of the millennium movie sets. They're just something else . Can't get that kind of juice today