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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.
"...Princess" (Derogatory)
"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)
"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)
"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)
"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)
"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)
"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)
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The Vietnam War was wrong and cruel
The Iraq War was wrong and creul
And this war shall be shown by history to have been wrong and cruel as well
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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem
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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉
Can you guess what? 🤪
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hate that like every iteration of zelda is skinny. put some meat on her bones hylia is literally fat
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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.
The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.
The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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