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Gaming is always more fun with friends !!

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my friends deserve better than me

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hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

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paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

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black panther (2018): a summary

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How is Steve Rogers like the biggest rebel and the baddest bitch who fucks the system continuously but also the most righteous and honourable man who ever lived hOW

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any character who decides to take groot’s language as an elective just so he can talk to sentient trees deserves to make it through the next film alive

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remember 2012 when the first avengers came out and we all thought they were gonna live in avengers tower together and be a big happy family and clint existed and thor was obsessed with poptarts for some reason,

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Me before Infinity War : omg i hope Cap doesn’t die…

Me after Infinity War :

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@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

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huskies! school is over!!

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Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

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𝒫𝒾𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉

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this has probably been done before

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When your new Pirate Angel friend might be having the worst possible day anyone could ever have and you gotta be a captain