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Ja'mie Albums

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sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

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ur a hoe

Cash me ousside how bout dat

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the older generation towards the younger generation

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MOTHERFUCKERS

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Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

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this commercial changed me as a person 

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Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

-thebassoe

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Damn Siri who hurt you

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Platform nine and three quarters was shut

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My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

She has a really great personality.