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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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“no one’s coming to save you” wrong. I’m on my way.

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crazy how a good movie will just completely fuck me up for a few hours

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list of evil things i'm doing to rocks for my research:

hitting them with hammers

kidnapping them (taking home samples)

cutting them into pieces with a saw

crushing them into a gravel

crushing the gravel to a fine powder

shooting x-rays at said fine powder (xrd)

shooting electrons at them (sem)

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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everyone says i'm a loser for getting a tumblr account 😔

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this reads like a dnd campaign

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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identifying minerals based on vibes today

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Green Science Jar

LEGO Skeleton Head in Green Science Jar

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something i think about sometimes is how long these guys (dinosaurs) were around for. i love geologic time

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Geology is the science of eyeballing it

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drawing pentagrams around my mosquito bites with anti-itch cream to ward off evil

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Shout out to the enchanting @mosylufanfic for sending me this and reminding me that once upon a time in grad school I got sloshed with a friend and we decided to put on the Erotic Geologic Monologues for our peers which resulted in all of us getting a talking too

P.S. the plate tectonics fandom is the only fandom where you're not only allowed but encouraged to fight each other about who is on top and who is on the bottom.

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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.