avantgardechild
avantgardechild
peachy keen dream
76K posts
Haley - 23 - she/her - Canadian - Aries
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
avantgardechild · 22 hours ago
Text
And people wonder why the OC Fandom is dying on Tumblr. This is literally why. People can't make OC(s) anymore without anonymous people, who are too gutless to show themselves, attacking you in your very own inbox.
LET PEOPLE CREATE. Plain and simple. Gosh.
Unless someone is writing actual horrific and hurtful things with their OC(s) to promote violence, sinister intent, etc. leave it alone.
16 notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 22 hours ago
Text
you can take a break from a hobby once it’s no longer fun. you should take a break from social media if it’s no longer fun. if something is making you too tired, or unhappy or angry or even bored when it’s not supposed to be, take a break, do something else. you deserve to enjoy yourself a little on your spare time.
5K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 4 days ago
Text
reminiscing on warehouse work, how it affected me, and how it's a capitalist trap that's actually working, to everyone's detriment.
7K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 4 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media
527K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 4 days ago
Text
oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
29K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 4 days ago
Text
30K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 4 days ago
Text
the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
52K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 4 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
28K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 6 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen
45K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 6 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
59K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 7 days ago
Text
seeing everyone talk about how hard eddie & volts route is and them getting hate... and i got love first try. i truely matched their freak
283 notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 7 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
i can fix them and whatever the hell’s wrong with their club.
890 notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 8 days ago
Text
i was complaining abt the lack of volt and eddie fan content rn and wanted to be the change i wanted to see or something so here are the doodles i made in equal amounts of passion and rage
Tumblr media
both
Tumblr media Tumblr media
bigger separate ones
2K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 8 days ago
Text
truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
62K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 8 days ago
Text
'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
144K notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 8 days ago
Text
I like when people start arguing about whether romance/shipping tropes like “grumpy and sunshine” or “black cat and golden retriever” or “he asked for no pickles” are good/bad/progressive/regressive/trite/interesting. Because you know that everybody’s thinking of different ships and different media, and a significant number of people are coming to the discussion with interpretations of said ships/media that would never occur to the creators or a casual viewer. Tower of Babel situation.
71 notes · View notes
avantgardechild · 8 days ago
Text
it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations
167K notes · View notes