All Pronouns Accepted✌✌ I have four kids ages 5 and under #Momlife #imonly24 🤦♀️🤦♀️ #wholetmehavekids #Wheredidmylifego 🤣🤣🤷♀️🤷♀️ I've had a kid every odd year since 2015... where are the real adults at? 😅🤣 help.. I'm being over run by an army of tiny needy humans I made... ANYWHOOOOOO AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER IS LIFE. My poor neglected last few brain cells are shared between four children and ATLA fandom. 😩😅ZUKKA has been my OTP since I was kid and it was a "Rare Pair" so thank you new generations bringing my otp to life😭😭 oh and YIPYIP bitches. I'm out.
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I demonstrate the 10 types of magic ✨
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Don't do drugs, smuggle turtleducks instead
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How to write a kiss scene
requested by: anon request: How do I write a good kiss scene? As how do I describe it? What details or words would make it good?
What goes into the writing of a kiss scene?
details to incorporate:
the sensations in their stomach, their chest, and their knees
the way their breathing changes shortly before the kiss
the feeling of the other's hands
the texture of the other's clothing
the moment they realise they've reached the point of no return
the feeling they're left with after the kiss
words to use...
... to describe the kiss:
tentative
tender
hesitant
quick
soft
gentle
delicate
languid
feathery
familiar
exploring
hungry
heated
fiery
frantic
impatient
sloppy
messy
aggressive
... to describe how they feel about the kiss:
nervous
excited
giddy
anxious
apprehensive
ambiguous
surprised
reassured
certain
confident
relieved
eager
greedy
... to show what the lips do:
exploring each other
brushing over each other
locking
devouring
touching
sealing
pressing against each other
capturing
lapping
tasting
crushing together
travelling (the other's body)
trailing (down to the other's chin)
grinning into the kiss
caressing
lingering
... to show how their body reacts:
feeling warm all over
buzzing
humming
pumping/palpitating heart
clenching lungs
joy bubbling up
tingly stomach
warm chest
burning cheeks
sweaty palms
blood rushing through their veins
... to describe what their hands are doing:
tangling in their lover's hair
wrapping their arms around their lover's neck
intertwining their fingers with their lover
resting on their lover's hips
pressing into their lover's shoulder blades
cupping their lover's cheeks
touching their lover's chin
curling their arm around their lover's waist
resting on their lover's shoulders
grabbing their lover's collar
sneaking up under their lover's shirt
brushing over their lover's bare skin
lightly squeezing their lover's butt
focus on:
the sensations instead of what's physically happening. (the protagonists might very well not know themselves what is happening exactly, but they feel very precisely)
I hope this helps <3
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yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality
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Listen I’m a fan of the “sokka cannot handle spicy food” trope as much as the next person but I found this delightful panel in the lost adventures comic
which means there’s NOTHING that can stop sokka & zuko from scarfing down a piping hot plate of the spiciest noodles the fire nation has to offer lady and the tramp style. truly obsessed with the implications.
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Okay agreed but I am DEEPLY offended you reminded me that I'm nearly 30....😅😅

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This entire thing is great
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
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I am ember island aang. You cannot tell me otherwise😅😅
you guys aren’t real people btw. you are your icon. ‘that’s not what i look like’ yes it is .
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Y'all. Wtf did I just watch😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's fantastic
short for...
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post war sokka and zuko grow their hair out to match suki's length and they all form a band together called suki and the bobs. zuko is still fire lord but only as a side gig while the band is his real passion. sometimes if sokka or zuko is busy hakoda will sub in because he is a multi-instrumentalist but more importantly also has the same haircut. aang has a standing invitation to join them on stage with a tambourine, background vocals, and a lil dance, as long as he wears a wig. katara's not the biggest fan of their music but she's a big fan of them so she runs their merch sales. toph, after she has dabbled in ticket scalping, finds her true calling is security, which as far as she is concerned means standing in front of stages and pushing people away by the face. azula takes it upon herself to be their agent/manager and her entire strategy is just to start beef with chong's band because she hates their asses (and that's something she and sokka bond over). uncle sells their ep at his teashop.
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Aang: I talked to Zuko today, apparently he and Mai broke up.
Sokka: oh that’s awful
Aang: Sokka, you’re smiling
Sokka: am I? Hmm
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imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads
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If you don't believe male victims get the fuck off my blog
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zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.
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This😂😂😭😭 send help. My children have made me lose my mind😂😂
Having toddlers is such a wild ride because sometimes they pick you tiny bouquets of flowers and say I love you so much! and other times they wake up before you and rip the insulator strip off of your oven door.
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im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself
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