avatardoggo
avatardoggo
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20s/ African 🇰🇪 American🇺🇸/✝️i come here to talk to myself in the tags & make tomfoolery text posts, y’all are just my silly audience (affectionate)
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avatardoggo · 2 months ago
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MY FAVORITE DAY
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avatardoggo · 3 months ago
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stabby stabby back day
traditions for the ides of march
buy a box of little caesars pizza and stab it 23 times
don’t call it tHe iDeS oF mArCh, it’s stabby stabby back day
DONT TRUST YOUR BFF
if anyone asks what SSBD is, throw back “wouldn’t you like to know, caesar?” threateningly, while holding a knife
stab all caesar dressing bottles (yes even the ones in the grocery store that you haven’t bought)
any time someone causes a minor inconvenience or doesn’t do what you want respond by saying “et tu, brutus?”
do. not. trust. your. bff. (it’s the one day they’re legally allowed to LITERALLY stab you in the back) don’t argue with me ik the laws of the land
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avatardoggo · 3 months ago
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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“I like to laugh and play.”-Pippin Took while the Mines of Moria are crumbling around him.
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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Ahhh happy belated birthday!!!!
Thanks ouuuuuh
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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20+x!
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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Sorry this is late but happy birthday ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Tyyyyyyy 🥹💗🫶🏾
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when listening to audio content in a shared space.
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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won’t you join me in my irrrritating little song?
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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it’s easy to tell when a mutual has a new strong hyperfixation because you open tumblr there’s 3 gifsets, 4 pieces of fanart, and one deeply analytical post all reblogged by the same person from a medium you’ve never heard about before in your life.
like what’s lost in space? idk. scarlet pimpernel? never heard of her. but at least yall are having a good time
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avatardoggo · 4 months ago
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if I was an animation themed supervillain I would have a skinny goon and a fat goon named Squash and Stretch. They'd also have a buff heavy hitter goon named Follow-Through.
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avatardoggo · 5 months ago
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❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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avatardoggo · 5 months ago
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avatardoggo · 5 months ago
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avatardoggo · 5 months ago
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