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Because … Sam.

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Some Sam Love

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Upea galaxy brain huomaus herra presidentti, arvasit meidän salaisuudet miten estetään metsäpaloja maassa missä mikään ei ole kuiva

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imagine going up to stephen fucking king and telling him he’s a terrible fucking person that should kill himself for the morally reprehensible horror novels he writes

TUMBLR REALLY BE LIKE THAT

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saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree

as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and

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Action superhero / stuntperson / martial artist Chloé Bruce rehearsal compilation

Video Source

Chloé Bruce -  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1579713/

“Over the years, Chloe won too many titles to mention. 2001-02 Irish Overall Kata Champion, 2001 French Freestyle and Weapons Champion 1998-2000 Swiss Freestyle Champion, 1999 Traditional, Freestyle and Weapons World Champion, 1998 Traditional, Freestyle and Weapons World Champion, 1997 Traditional and Freestyle World Champion, 1996 Traditional and Freestyle World Champion, and many more Freestyle, Traditional and Weapons Champion titles through the late 90’s and early 2000’s in WKA, WAKO and FSK Championships. After 2000 Chloe became an even bigger star. She traveled the whole world to appear with various demo teams. She worked with Daniel Sterling and Mike Chat’s XMA. Chloe also appeared in various music videos. In 2003 Chloe became a professional actress. 

She holds the world record for the most scorpion kicks in one minute (39 kicks).”  

Read the full bio

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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

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I apologize for tagging Romione in my latest post, I didn’t mean to offend Romione fans (you see I have it removed by now)

BUT as a Tomione fan, I won’t tolerate such false accusations against our ship and Tom Riddle particularly.

So I want to make it clear:

Tom Riddle we ship is NOT Voldemort. He is NOT the man who have take billions of people lives. He is an orphan boy with great ambitions. Hell, his gang are not Death Eaters - professional killers- yet.

He still HAS the chance at redemption.

He still can choose another path (become the next Minister, for example).

I think that even Tom should have his happy end. Why not with Hermione?

Peace y’all

@ronandhappiness @benedettabeby

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

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Why are people still up in arms about AO3 needing donations to run? Their budget is publicly available. You can go onto the website, right now, and read it. If you donate more than a certain amount (pretty sure it’s more than $10), you can vote in their elections, because you’re considered a member, and that’s how memberships work.

It’s a free site to use, but not to run or to maintain, especially not with all these net neutrality battles.

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@catrightsactivist

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marvel is cowardly and homophobic, and will continue to be cowardly and homophobic until they use an ABBA song for a fight sequence.

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Is that an order, Mr. Macmillan? It would be my advice, ma'am.

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