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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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Big s/o to @segasaturn0 and @lordofguts 😘

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEW BJ BOOTLEG

GUYS THE BOOTLEG IS A COMPLETE 2 HR SHOW NO SONGS MISSING (I DON’T THINK) 

I’M NOT GOING TO POST THE LINK HERE BUT IF YOU WANT IT, HMU

IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE  

(IF THE GOOGLE DOC DOESN’T WORK  https://www.ghacks.net/2017/04/14/fix-google-drive-sorry-you-cant-view-or-download-this-file-error/ )

EDIT) PLEASE DON’T COMMENT ASKING FOR THE VIDEO!! I WONT SEE IT AND WONT RESPOND. MESSAGE ME!

EDIT2) IT IS MISSING ALL OF ‘GIRL SCOUT’ BUT THERE’S NO BOOTLEG WITH THE FULL SONG OF THAT ANYWAY

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Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

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Start now. Start where you are. Start with fear. Start with pain. Start with doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start with voice trembling, but start. Start and don’t stop. Start where you are with what you have… just start.

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Dan and Phil be like:

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looking over

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Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.

I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.

Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.

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lesbian & bi girl style is like:

denim on denim

tank top. shorts. sandals. done.

the most wildly extravagant shit u can think of, but dug out of a bargain bin

intentionally clashing patterns

goth but sort of lazy about it

barbecue dad but make it slutty

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every time i see "why are you buying clothes at the soup store" i have to laugh because there's a mall near my grandparents' house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you'll never guess what they sell

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Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

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Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

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dan howell + your baby tags

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me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

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i don’t remember anything about warrior cats but do you know how fucked up it’d be if you were out hiking and you came across like 300 feral cats pulling some game of thrones shit. reenacting the cat civil war. there’s blood and dead cats everywhere. they see you and just all bolt in opposite directions because they’re cats

do you know how fucked up that would be

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Some amazing book dedications: 

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some astrology posts r literally like

taurus: ur so sexey and full of rights

aquarius: