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Undertale - Starter Sentences

SPOILER WARNINGS AHEAD! Please proceed with caution. As always, feel free to change any pronouns/words to your liking.

“You’re new here, aren'tcha?”

“Golly, you must be so confused.”

“Hey buddy, you missed some.”

“Is this a joke? Are you braindead?”

“You just wanted to see me suffer.”

“Ah, do not be afraid, my child.”

“Welcome to your new home.”

“Here, take my hand for a moment.”

“I should not have left you alone for so long.”

“Surprise! It is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie.”

“I want you to have a nice time living here.”

“I have seen it time and time again. They come. They leave. They die.”

“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”

“Hmph. You are just like the others.”

“Attack or run away!”

“I know you want to go home, but…”

“I promise I will take good care of you here. I know we do not have much, but… We can have a good life here.”

“My expectations… My loneliness… My fear… For you, I will put them aside.”

“Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers.”

“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”

“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”

“Hmm… Maybe this lamp will help you.”

“He’s playing poker by himself. He appears to be losing.”

“I can’t be your friend!”

“I guess this means I have to go out on a date with you?”

“All that pressure to succeed… Really got to her…”

“You know what would be more valuable to everyone? If you were dead.”

“You think I’m gonna be friends with you, huh?”

“We’re gonna be best friends!!”

“Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!”

“Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something.”

“Now he’s an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?”

“Yes, she scrawls her name in the margins of the notes. She names programming variables after her. She even writes stories of them together, sharing a domestic life. Probability of crush – 101%.”

“Yeah, you gotta save your money for college and spiders.”

“D-Dude… I can’t… I can’t take this anymore! Not like this!! Like, [NAME]! I like… I like, LIKE you, bro!”

“I found a gun in the dumpster!”

“He’s like, my robot husband. He just doesn’t know it yet.”

“You’ve still got time. Don’t live like me. I’m 19-years old, and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

“Never interact with attractive people.”

“Why do people find him so attractive? He’s literally just a freaking rectangle.”

“Future? What future? I’ll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.”

“This was all just a big show. An act. [NAME] has been playing you for the fool the whole time.”

“All so you would think she’s the great person that she’s not.”

“Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming…”

“We could be like… Like a family…”

“You really are an idiot.”

“Killing me is the only way to end this.”

“If you let me live… I’ll come back. I’ll kill you. I’ll kill everyone you love.”

“Don’t you realize that being nice… just makes you get hurt?”

“Let’s go to the garbage dump!!”

“She’s so confident… And strong… And funny…”

“I’m just a nobody. A fraud. All I’ve ever done is hurt people. I’ve told her so many lies, she thinks I’m… She thinks I’m a lot cooler than I actually am.”

“If she gets close to me, she’ll… She’ll find out the truth about me. … What should I do?”

“Let’s roleplay it.”

“I kiss her back… S…softly… I… l-look gently into her eyes… I START HOLLERING!! [NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!! [NAME]!!! KISS ME AGAIN, [NAME]!!!”

“…WHAT did you just say?”

“You don’t have to lie to me. I don’t want you to have to lie to anyone anymore.”

“[NAME]… I want to help you become happy with who you are.”

“Anime is real, RIGHT?!”

“[NAME] and I finished our training early. Very early. So I sent her home. Very home.”

“Is that your ex? Gee, that’s rough, buddy.”

“OH MY GOD. Will you two just smooch already?!”

“It’s all your fault. It’s all because you made them love you.”

“Your life will end here, where no one remembers you…”

“No! I don’t need anyone!”

“[NAME]… Do you know why I keep doing this? Why I keep fighting to have you around?”

“I’m doing this… because you’re special. You’re the only one that understands me.”

“I care about you, [NAME]. I care about you more than anyone else in the world.”

“I’m not ready for this to end. I’m not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again.”

“I’m so alone… I’m so afraid… [NAME], I… I… I’m so sorry.”

“I always was a crybaby, wasn’t I?”

“I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you.”

“I understand if you can’t forgive me. I understand if you hate me. I acted so horrible. I hurt you. I hurt so many people. There’s no excuse for what I’ve done.”

“Maybe… The truth is… [NAME] wasn’t really the greatest person.”

“You’re the type of friend I wish I always had.”

“Take a deep breath. There’s nothing left to worry about.”

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Valentine’s Day Application

Name: 

Age: 

Do you like to cuddle?: 

Can we make-out?: 

A night in or dinner out?: 

Whip cream or chocolate syrup?: 

Chocolates and roses?: 

What makes you a good Valentine?: 

Would you cook for me?: 

Would you let me cook for you?: 

Where would you take me on a date?:

Who’s paying?: 

What did you get me for Valentine’s Day?: 

[avengernomore]

Sorry for suddenly vanishing, I've been having a bit of a rough time, mental health-wise x.x

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Send my character a dirty text. Whether by accident or intentional is your choice.

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Send a ◕‿ ◕ if you’re attracted to the muse.

Alternatively, send  ◕ ‿- if you’re attracted to the mun!

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Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

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Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction

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send me one for my muse's reaction

“Are we really doing this?”

“Are you doing this to upset me?”

“Friends don’t look at each other like that.”

“Give me a chance.”

“I am not doing that.”

“I can prove you wrong.”

“I can show you the world.”

“I did a bad thing.”

“I don’t want to love you, but I do.”

“I missed you.”

“I regret last night.”

“I think we can pull through.”

“I think you need to get in my bed. Now.”

“I thought you were gone forever.”

“I want you naked. Now.”

“I’m a bad person.”

“I’m breaking up with you.”

“I’m not who you think I am.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn’t have sex you.”

“Marry me?”

“Please, don’t do this.”

“Stop yelling at me.”

“That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor.”

“There is no one I hate more than you.”

“This is not fair.”

“This is not the time nor place.”

“We are not getting a pet.”

“We can’t do this anymore.”

“What are you doing?”

“Who do you think you are?”

“Why are you doing this to me?”

“Why aren’t you answering my calls?”

“You shouldn’t have done that.”

“You’ll regret this.”

“You’re being inappropriate.”

“You’re the one person I actually trust.”

[avengernomore]

NSFW Sentence Starters

Send one or more for my muse’s reaction!

“Lie back and let me take care of you.” “Foreplay isn’t optional. It’s required.” “Does that feel good? You want more?” “You can take it, just a little more… There we go, there’s my good boy/girl/person.” “I always wanted a pet. Now I have you.” “Ah-ah, pets don’t speak, or walk upright. Quiet, and crawl to me.” “Hurry up and fuck me!” “Someone’s going to catch us, get your hand off my crotch!” “You want me to bite you?! Why?!” “Hang on, hang on, we’re gonna fall off the bed–” “Please, please, let me come… “ “Remember, the safeword is _____. You’re allowed to use it.” “On your knees. Open your mouth.” “Did I give you permission to touch me?” “I didn’t know you were a top/bottom/powerbottom/service top.” “Please let me fuck you, I’ll do anything/I’ll be good, please.” “You didn’t tell me you were THAT big! Holy shit!”

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Send “Deep Azure” to find My Muse in a Hot Spring..

Or send “Heated Azure” to find them in a Hot Spring…NAKED…

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Send me "Rated XXX" if your muse wants to have sex with mine.

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Blurt out the first sexual fantasy or desire your muse has towards mine, no matter what it is. No consequences! SEIZE THE MOMENT! (Anons welcome!)

BONUS: if you’re off anon & someone my muse ships/already likes, they HAVE to blurt out the first sexual fantasy that comes to their mind over YOUR muse.

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sexual sentences .

a collection of dirty talk sentences.

soft .

“ I want to lick you all over…”

“ You’re so hot…”

“ ~Keep doing that.”

“ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“

“ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”

“ That feels amazing baby “

“ Tell me what you like ~ “

“ Come sit on my lap, love “

“ Mmm… do you like that? “

“ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “

“ You look so handsome right now…“

“ What do you feel like doing to me?” 

“ You look so gorgeous right now…”

“ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…” 

“ Tell me if it’s too hard…”

“ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ” 

“ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”

“ I could spend all day between your legs…”

“  I’m getting close —”

“ You’re so damn gorgeous. “

less soft .

“ I love your big hands all over my ass.”

“ ~  Get on your knees for me?”

“ I love your big hands all over my chest.”

“ I love your small hands all over my cock.”

“ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.” 

“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”

“ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ” 

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.” 

“ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…” 

“ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “

“ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”

“ You can have me any way you want me baby “

“ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”

“ Where do you want to cum? ~”

“ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “ 

“ Where do you want me to cum?”

“ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.” 

“ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “

rough .

“ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “

“ Get on your knees ~ ?”

“ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “

“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “ 

“ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ” 

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ” 

“ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…” 

“ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“

“… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨

“ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “

“ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “

“ Ride me harder !” 

“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”

“ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “

“ Use your mouth on me. “

“ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “

“ I adore how naughty you are. “

“Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

“ am i not good enough? ”  

“ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ”  

“ why did you help me? ”  

“ who do you fight for? ”  

“ why do you hate me? ”  

“ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ”  

“ you’re not dating anyone, are you? ”  

“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”  

“ where do you think you’re going? ”  

“ how long have i been asleep? ”  

“ are you going to kill me? ”  

“ why can’t i come with you? ”  

“ we all have secrets, don’t we? ”  

“ did you want to be alone? ”  

“ why should i trust you? ”  

“ wait. did you hear that? ”  

“ promise me? ”  

“ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ”  

“ do you remember anything at all? ”  

“ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ”  

“ you wanna know what your problem is? ”  

“ may i have this dance? ”  

“ can i ask… what happened? ”  

“ how many people have you killed? how many? ”  

“ do you ever hear yourself? ”  

“ would you run away with me? ”  

“ could you be happy here with me? ”  

“ you can’t or you won’t? ”  

“ you slept with them, didn’t you? ”  

“ well, how do i look? ”  

“ after all you’ve done how can i possibly trust you? ”  

“ why can’t you let me in? what are you so afraid of? ”  

“ what did they do to you? ”  

“ so why’s it so important anyway? ”  

“ where have you been? ”  

“ why are you looking at me like that? ”  

“ why did you come? ”  

“ what are you doing out here by yourself? ”  

“ is… that my shirt you’re wearing? ”  

“ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ”  

“ why does it always have to be a fight with you? ”

“ why can’t you look me in the eye? ”  

“ can you forgive me? ”  

“ what if i never see you again? ”  

“ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ”  

“ how about a little midnight snack? ”  

“ are you… smelling me? ”  

“ how did you get this scar? ”  

“ what do you want in exchange for it? ”  

“ what did you want to tell me? ”  

[avengernomore]

"Just as a reminder, if you want me to kill someone, they had better be a REALLY bad person. I'm talking really really bad shit. I'm not a fan of taking human life, especially if they can be reformed, but there are lines that should not be crossed."

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@themxtleycrew #that sfx tho...#sasuke wat r u doin in that jar???

"It's a barrel."