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'Only women are seen as sex objects and judged only on appearance.'

OH SURE

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Wait, you’re saying that guy is crazy?

4 Movie Heroes Everyone Pretends Aren’t Psychopaths

#4. Doc Brown From Back to the Future Is Suicidally Insane When you grow up, you realize that when a peppy high school bro befriends a 70-year-old “eccentric,” time-travel-induced almost-incest is one of the least freaky outcomes. And no, I’m not saying all old people are terrifying, except for right there when I said literally exactly that; I’m just making reference to that time Doc Brown locked Marty into a suicide pact without even telling him. Yes, that’s what the time machine is. The first time it works in the Twin Pines Mall parking lot, Doc sticks Einstein (the adorable little dog monster) in the car and, using a remote control, slams on the accelerator, shooting the car as fast as he can right at himself and Marty, who’s filming it. When Marty tries to move out of the way, Doc pressures him back with a smoldering look. At this point in the movie we’ve seen quite a few of Doc Brown’s inventions, and not a single one has worked properly. Yet when he builds a time machine — the single most ambitious piece of machinery any human being has ever attempted — he’s willing to gamble Marty’s life and his own on the idea that it’ll work? That’s a distressing amount of confidence for a guy who can’t even build a toaster that works properly.

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Memes never die.

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Watch: These white parents were so mad their daughter learned about #BlackLivesMatter, they went on Fox News — but the school’s response isn’t an apology

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

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This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help.

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Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

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priest: you may now kiss the bri--

me: *clears throat*

priest: *sighs*

priest: you may now kiss kiss fall in love

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my future son: daddy when i grow up i wanna be just like you

me: I, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me, do you not have ANY value or respect for originality? you're a laughing stock. it's cheesy, it's disgusting, i personally find it artistically atrocious.

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was it really necessary for me to be born

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The fake Twitter of the Big Ben that only tweets bong bong bong has more followers than Natalia Kills