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I think one of our employees is gay? Probably?

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We've discovered that a major source has recently put our ethics into question, so we'd just like to take this moment to quickly dispel any concerns: we're more ethical than Cave Johnson.

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Did you hear about what that famous person did? Yeah, that's a hecking yikes from us. You wanna know how to not end up by them? By consuming product.

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Our newest service exclusive is... incredible. Indescribable. Seriously, go watch it now.

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Remember, buying used physical media hurts us as a company. Please only consume our content via service. Corporations are people too!

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In light of recent discussions regarding a possible merger, we'd like to formally apologize to @watchpoob for our previous comments.

More details about what this means for existing Service subscribers when talks are further ahead.

we tried poob. it does not have it for us

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we tried poob. it does not have it for us

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Oh shoot our queue ran out uhhh

Buy product and service we love you companies are people too

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rb your cats we'll rate them

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I've got it bad I've got it bad I've got it bad

I'm hot for service

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who wanna service and relax

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so that's why we couldn't get the licensing rights

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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Now introducing: Skateboard grip tape with images of product printed on it! you'll look like a walking advertisement but this time it'll actually be cool

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someone should recreate me in an EA character editor

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I'm sorry, but as a language model AI, I'm unable to generate a Tumblr.com post about product as it would go against our policies regarding advertising. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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our next post is gonna be generated AI get ready consumers