average-tbk-enjoyer

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

Oh fuk

No seddies????????

Wtf i nearly died doing that!!!!

Ur cool and nice 2 meet u!!!!! but like

ARE U 2 OK?????

Little Caius. Prospero Bred beast...

Graduated to a serious frame, have you? Survived enkidu. Learning to tame it. Drawn to it at first sight. Got your big sister's hand me downs, now.

I had my suspicions, of course. I can't say I'm not a little pleased to see they were right. Here's hoping you won't disappoint me like she has.

Ok i havent been on the net 4 a little while bcause i was out on missions but

who the hell r u?

I don't like u, i saw u set sally off!!!

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

OH HI!!!!

havent seen u b4!!!!

Who are u people??? I already like u better than... Whoever that message came from!!

Little Caius. Prospero Bred beast...

Graduated to a serious frame, have you? Survived enkidu. Learning to tame it. Drawn to it at first sight. Got your big sister's hand me downs, now.

I had my suspicions, of course. I can't say I'm not a little pleased to see they were right. Here's hoping you won't disappoint me like she has.

Ok i havent been on the net 4 a little while bcause i was out on missions but

who the hell r u?

I don't like u, i saw u set sally off!!!

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

Little Caius. Prospero Bred beast...

Graduated to a serious frame, have you? Survived enkidu. Learning to tame it. Drawn to it at first sight. Got your big sister's hand me downs, now.

I had my suspicions, of course. I can't say I'm not a little pleased to see they were right. Here's hoping you won't disappoint me like she has.

Ok i havent been on the net 4 a little while bcause i was out on missions but

who the hell r u?

I don't like u, i saw u set sally off!!!

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

[Slagwell sighs, taking a long sip from a drink.]

Well. Yknow. Probly shoulda checked what was in my stims b4 I took em.

Not sure how I feel abt it? Honestly, I... I like the changes so far. Havent been using em long, but. I already feel closer 2 something I could call 'me'. More than just the soldier Icarus wanted.

[Chattering of people and the clinking of glasses. Two things are apparent from the audio. The first is that Sally has left the recording on by mistake. The second is that she and @average-tbk-enjoyer have finally met up, and now drink together at a pub somewhere in Attica City. Sally takes a long gulp from something, belches, and begins to speak over the noise of the bar.]

So uh. Slaggy. how ya feeling about the hole. yaknow. estrogen stims thing?

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

3cF OKI!!!

IM UH. ON MY WAY

Took me a while 2 find the rite train but im goin in the right direction I think so! We'll! Meet up soon!

[Slagwell]

@average-tbk-enjoyer SLAGGY I FIGURED OUT tHE MAP

i got reely distracted scrollin the omninet but this guy came up 2 me standing by the map and was liek "oi love were u tryna go" and i was liek "I DONT NOW" and he was like "well ill tell ya how to navigate the transit i now it can be a bloody pain if u dont know were ur goin"

so basically the fuckin metro stations r labelled with like number and then a letter or 2. number is what dactyl ur on. first letter is lowercase and its like what section of the floor your on??? i guess some of the dactyls are divided up?? dunno wtf thats about. anyway the second one is the letter in caps and its what station you're at in that dactyl.

so im at. uh. 3cF

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

>//[M.HALL]: congrats on the new hormones haha

A photo attached. It's Hall giving a thumbs up.

i um. dont know who u are? but? thanks i guess???

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

I... Yea, probably. We should talk I think

we do still need 2 find each other!!!

Gimme 1 sec to find a map I just arrived at a metro station.

Enkidu bottom surgery

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

WHAR

I've been WHAT 4 HOW LONG

I thought things were just improvin for me because of my new living conditions n shit, ur telling me this whole time it was hrt??????

Enkidu bottom surgery

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

So about that i may or may not have not have missed the difference between the 2 filenames. when i was makign them

and uh

yea im like 90% sure im just takin ur whole blend . . .

Enkidu bottom surgery

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

U mean am i? i guess i never really put much thought into that when i was with icarus

Never really came up, specially with me movin around on so many missions. so. idk??

wait.

u put what in ur stim mix.

the stim mix i printed. the 1 ive been using in GOJIRA. it has what in it.

gime 1 sec i need to check something

Enkidu bottom surgery

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

Pretty sure i saw this happen 2 some1 during the armillary mission...

[Slagwell]

Enkidu bottom surgery

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

YAYA!

Right. So. Um. I'm near some big ass buildings? But. Those r everywhere...

Tryin to remember if I passed any1 sellin nachos... Don't think I did...

Oh! Metro stations! We could try an use those!! The maps can't be too hard 2 figure out, I'm sure we can find each othr!

Just. Gotta find 1 first...

Hey uh @hot-claws-420 do u know where u are in attica city rn

i went for a walk and um. im lost

idk which dactyl im on this place is laid out so weird

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

Hey uh @hot-claws-420 do u know where u are in attica city rn

i went for a walk and um. im lost

idk which dactyl im on this place is laid out so weird

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

YEAAAAA CAN CONFIRM BOTH OF THOSE THINGS I HAVE BEEN ON THE RECIEVING END OF THEM!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS!!!!

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

THE OMNINET LOVES ME 4 MY SUPERIER BITE FORCE AND IMPRESIVE BATTLE AURA!!!!!!!

BOW TO UR WARRIOR QUEEN!!!!! >:D

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

:O THATS SO COOLE

I dunno whats good here either ive basically lived within Icarus my whole life. But we can find out 2gether!!!!

ALSO LONG TERM SQUADMATES YAAAYYYY I've never had one of those b4!! IAR squads especially r rotated out a ton so you dont really get to make friends. always very no nonsense professional n junk

Every word that OMA said makes me wanna get a biomod like that more n more holy hell that's so awesomeeee

[A photo of Slagwell, in the hospital bed. He looks disheveled, his eyes bloodshot and a grin on his face. His is making a peace sign, and the caption reads 'i lived bitch'.]

I NEW IT I nEW IT I-

[Sound of the nurse fretting again.]

i new i had a good feelin about u. i fuckin new it. its just.. an instinct.. u gott waht it takes. ur an enkidu pilot!

im prolly in better shape 2 walk than u. i got a big fuckin bag a meat snacks like jerky 4 mechmas. i think once my nurse lets me ill grab some and head 2 ur room so we can celebrate

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

THIS WAS SO FUN RAHHHHHGGHH

Tearin that can apart with ur teeth was SO COOL I kinda want teeth like that... Icarus nevr allowed any kinda biomods for me :(

The jerky was GREAT HOLY SHITTTT thank u Sally!!!!!! And thank u corsair whoever u are u know what the good shit is!!!

Once I can get outta this bed n walk again we gotta do more stuff!!!

[A photo of Slagwell, in the hospital bed. He looks disheveled, his eyes bloodshot and a grin on his face. His is making a peace sign, and the caption reads 'i lived bitch'.]

I NEW IT I nEW IT I-

[Sound of the nurse fretting again.]

i new i had a good feelin about u. i fuckin new it. its just.. an instinct.. u gott waht it takes. ur an enkidu pilot!

im prolly in better shape 2 walk than u. i got a big fuckin bag a meat snacks like jerky 4 mechmas. i think once my nurse lets me ill grab some and head 2 ur room so we can celebrate

[average-tbk-enjoyer]

OK I think it depends???? On what parts u put in???

Like. If ur buddy just randomly gets plasma claws thatd b funny I think. Specially if its a frame that nevr goes into the danger zone

But dont do anythin with the neural link or stims thatd b fucked up an evil :(

should i remix enkidu code into my buddy's print as a joke lol

[PILOT HEART RATE ELEVATED]

NO????? WAHG THE FUCK????

U CANT DO THAT TO SONEONE EITHOUT THEIR PERMISSIONN!!!!!!! did u MISS the part were i gave a whole long ass speech to @rollerderbydropout AND @average-tbk-enjoyer wen each of them wanted to be enki pilots?????

NO ONE deserves to have this DONE to them it has to be a CHOICE!!a! GGRAAAH!!

enkidus BREAK PEOPLS BRAINS dude!!! theres a big chance ur buddy just dies or loses their fuckin mind. and if they dont? if their like we are? if they r a real enki pilot?? itll change them. battlerage ans bloodlust r 2 of a dozen symptoms i could name. an u wanna do that 2 some1 u call buddy without their informed consent???

UR BAD I SHIUKD EAT U