averagebazfan

[averagebazfan]

WOHOOO

ONLY 9 DAYS UNTIL BOSNIAN FEMBOY DAY

[averagebazfan]

fr

i gotta be 100% with yall, mfs like corny need to be doxxed

the first time i used this damn account in months is to slander this vile human equivalent to using a punji stick as a dildo

[averagebazfan]

IT IS TIME!

I SHALL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO CREATE A VACUUMORPH X FEMBOY FANFIC!

ALL THAT SHALL BE SAID WILL BE WRITTEN DOWN

[averagebazfan]

will you ever post art of the most punchable man of 2021?

hesitant to show this to tumblr because it's tumblr so if anyone starts romanticizing this guy i'm getting my mallet this is literally a dictator from an all tomorrows-based spec evo book called fortunes of future man

[averagebazfan]

GWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[averagebazfan]

im gonna be honest

no lmao, made them just to introduce the idea of fascist femboys in specevo, who to blame for femboys with racism problems being a legitimate species in a book other than me?

will you ever post art of the most punchable man of 2021?

hesitant to show this to tumblr because it's tumblr so if anyone starts romanticizing this guy i'm getting my mallet this is literally a dictator from an all tomorrows-based spec evo book called fortunes of future man

[averagebazfan]

down with the seducts

will you ever post art of the most punchable man of 2021?

hesitant to show this to tumblr because it's tumblr so if anyone starts romanticizing this guy i'm getting my mallet this is literally a dictator from an all tomorrows-based spec evo book called fortunes of future man

[averagebazfan]

i shat my pants viciously

@zaranity4

zaranity is a fart head

[averagebazfan]

YES! I AM

“I’M GONNA DO A BAZ MOMENT” 

*Falls on bed*

-@averagebazfan

[averagebazfan]

a convo i had on discord

The dude im talking with: "Why do you make so many jokes about shit?"

me: "Because its the BUTT of the joke"

cue violent laughter for a solid 6 minutes

[averagebazfan]

not like there are literal screenshots of you justifying pedophilia and incest via using the “but gays do it” card, just because queer people do it doesn’t make it any better ya pube-headed twatsack, the only anti here is the auntie you’re shagging at 2 PM 

Me: *makes an entire research about Consanguinamory, talks with couples, contrasts acucracies with fanlores, makes visual aids to develop the topic without confussion or abuse apology connotations*

Some randos: "You pedophile! you support rapists! you [INSERT LABEL HERE]"

Ehhhhh, I just.... hold myself from beginning to use DNIs at this point.

[averagebazfan]

this ^

@cornytyrannosaurus Fuck you ya homophobic inbreeding nonce. I know committing statuory rape might tickle your willy you shitty Chris Chan wannabe, but if you ever think about it again you can eat shit, maybe it’ll taste better then the Kool-Aid you were dipped in as a child. You use far right gay panic propaganda to sell people on the idea of fucking your sister, I’m ashamed to know you left likes on my posts cause you may be the most insensitive, degenerate human being I’ve seen in my 15 years (I know, a bit too old for you) on this planet. I feel sorry for the tyrannosaurus, such a cool species and you tarnish its name

[averagebazfan]

corny, fuck you, you absolute pale honeybadger cunt-head looking oversized lizard loving incest supporting nonce cunt, i hope the shite you’re eating tastes better than the concrete you were dropped on as a child, and if any of you incest-loving nonce cunts try to call me out, read my message again, v01d has a similar point to me but i gotta say it louder for the nonces in the back, looks like this shitestain wasn’t bullied enough as a child to not post dumb shit like this, keep your disgusting fetish to yourself you absolute cumrag of an entity

@cornytyrannosaurus Fuck you ya homophobic inbreeding nonce. I know committing statuory rape might tickle your willy you shitty Chris Chan wannabe, but if you ever think about it again you can eat shit, maybe it’ll taste better then the Kool-Aid you were dipped in as a child. You use far right gay panic propaganda to sell people on the idea of fucking your sister, I’m ashamed to know you left likes on my posts cause you may be the most insensitive, degenerate human being I’ve seen in my 15 years (I know, a bit too old for you) on this planet. I feel sorry for the tyrannosaurus, such a cool species and you tarnish its name

[averagebazfan]

@zaranity4

zaranity is a fart head

[averagebazfan]

we need to share this more, this guy has been sculpting since he was 9 and i reckon he needs some recognition here

My All Tomorrows sculpting work

Lopsider

Swimmer

Colonials

Asymmetric Person throwing hands with a Finger-Fisher

Modular Person

Symbiote

Amphicephalus

[averagebazfan]

cancel if fard lmao

my first time getting cancelled! im so joyous to offend someone who cant take criticism, alike an award im prideful of it, cancel me if you will but if you doxx me you may aswell visit me and give me an invitation ticket to the tard awards

[averagebazfan]

the author shall speak, if you romanticize this fluffy-haired shitstain i immediately lose respect for you, seriously were you dropped on the head as a child to be attracted to a fascist femboy who gassed millions, and if anyone tries to defend him, it just assures me that yall are defending the mf for lookin pretty

#beaterenbaschtlertodeath

THE BAZ WILL REIGN SUPREME OVER TUMBLR MARK MY THREAT

will you ever post art of the most punchable man of 2021?

hesitant to show this to tumblr because it's tumblr so if anyone starts romanticizing this guy i'm getting my mallet this is literally a dictator from an all tomorrows-based spec evo book called fortunes of future man