averageelliot

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sorry 😞

bleb

too political

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Bring him back to me

My friends are sick of me talking about them lmao

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this song will be the death of me

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CONAN RELEASE WISHBONE ALREADY PLEASE JUST GIVE US A PEEK 😞

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can we normalise crashing the fuck out because wdym my cat isn’t gonna live forever 💔

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i’m so nonchalant trust

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are we all just gonna pretend the world isn’t currently on the bridge of collapse or

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possibly controversial opinion:

if marvel makes romantic parings between any of the thunderbolts*/new avengers crew, i’m gonna be pissed

THEY’RE SO SIBLING CODED. MAKE THEM A FAMILY. I DON’T WANT ROMANCE FROM ANY OF THEM

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how it felt to watch john walker HURL himself in front of bucky to shield him from bullets during their fight against sentry

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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

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conan gray being a icon

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“maybe men wouldn’t fall down the alt right pipeline so easily if feminists were nicer” yesss women famously got our rights by saying “pretty please? 🥺 with a cherry on top? 🥺🥺🥺” and the men were really nice and said “omg yes of course 🫰🏻”

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will i finish the math exam? Or will the math exam finish me? Stay tuned to find out!

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FUCKING KILL ME I HATE MATH EXAMS

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“Private schools must be so elite and strict!” ho what

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