averagefungus
averagefungus
Procrastination Station
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The future is uncertain and scary but at least I have gay people. Born June 5, 2005. Also I think Im a woman
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averagefungus · 2 hours ago
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Void angel for @quezycoatl !
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averagefungus · 2 hours ago
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averagefungus · 2 hours ago
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there are normal games and then there's rimworld and its mods
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averagefungus · 3 hours ago
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wyd after drinking 5 dima bottles
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
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we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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i swear no videogame before has ever been able to evoke such staggering parasocial attachment in me as doctor w.d. gaster in deltarune. i used to think he should stay a mystery. every single line we've got from him since then has made me obsessed with him to a pathological degree. i need to find him. i need to reach him. "MY DELTARUNE" he says with the reverence of a man watching a chick hatch from the egg cradled between his hands. i feel like i could reach through my computer screen and hold it with him.
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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I got stung by a jellyfish today and it didn’t feel at all how I expected. I thought it would be similar to a wasp; an initial sharp stabbing pain that faded gradually. But instead I barely felt it at first, and then it turned into an itching, and gradually intensified into a deep burn over several minutes. I was very surprised by how unusual it was.
I started thinking about it and that actually kind of makes sense. A bee or wasp uses its sting defensively. It’s supposed to hurt right away, to tell whatever is bothering it to Fuck Off. But a jellyfish isn’t defending itself, it’s hunting. And once something is tangled in its tentacles, it’s already done for. The venom doesn’t need to have an initial punch of pain, it can take its time. The prey isn’t going anywhere. Obviously this depends on species but yeah it does make sense that jellyfish stings feel very different than wasp stings.
The sheer diversity of ways that animals can hurt you is beautiful and astounding.
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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@vgadvisor
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averagefungus · 9 hours ago
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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...
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averagefungus · 10 hours ago
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new headcanon: papyrus allows mad mew mew to keep living in the house because he hopes she'll drive out the annoying dog. but then she just keeps engaging in looney tunes esque shenanigans with it and its just an overall far worse situation
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averagefungus · 10 hours ago
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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averagefungus · 10 hours ago
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averagefungus · 11 hours ago
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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes
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averagefungus · 1 day ago
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Unique 3D animated segment from a 2005 Japanese commercial for the GBA version of Donkey Kong Country 3, showing Ellie the Elephant using her water-shooting ability to save Donkey Kong from a lion.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: 83Chrisaaron
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averagefungus · 1 day ago
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In Donkey Kong 64, the Kremling Krusha is an unlockable character in multiplayer mode, but cannot be used in single-player mode. If the code is modified to change to him in the regular adventure, it is revealed that he has a number of unique animations that are never seen in multiplayer mode, and which may suggest he could have been intended to be playable in single-player mode as well.
The footage shows Krusha's unique unseen idle animation, whereby he struggles to not fall asleep.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: butterplays5893
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