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I love just looking up anything and everything

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How many tears are you in last?
.1 5
my keyboard is not fuck work 2
nvm got it
not crying
Happy crying
Sad crying :<
Sobbing
Cried this month from laughter
Resulst/my eyes are bald
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still kinda astounds me that most people outside of tumblr think its weird and a red flag to be friends with people that arent your own gender. “you arent allowed to have friends of the opposite sex” is not only a reasonable boundary but seen as a normal one. like i’ll be hanging out on here and then get flashbanged by a reddit screenshot like “my husband knows a woman at his job, should i divorce?”
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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Accidentally got way too into Making A Terrible Comic and spent eight hours on it. The title is so groan-worthy that I'm still considering it terrible. Please enjoy.
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Jerking off is incest
Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored
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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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so whimsical and delightfully stupid 💙
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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity
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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.
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last christmas… i gave you my heart….. but the very next day….
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