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I'm kinda locked out of my account on my phone so if I get locked out on my computer I'm screwed..so this might be my last post...at least for a while...

bye bye macdennis tumblr!! I wasn't here long or anything but I still liked being on here. I'll update if I can get my account all sorted out. In the mean time sya!!!

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I have seen many people critique how Donna Tartt ends novels, particularly The Secret History and The Goldfinch.

But the thing is, you’re being told snippets, moments and memories of a person’s life - it’s not a story that can end fully resolved or mysteriously. Tartt writes about someone who might exist, a character so realistic that it’s unbelievable how complex they are.

That isn’t a story you can end, not in any satisfying way, it only ends when there isn’t much left to say.

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Give me your favorite charden fics plsssss. I never used to see it but now I do, and I need fics

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he’s so silly goofy

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double date

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dee looks so fucking good this season im gonna bust

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rip to sigmund freud you would have loved season 16 episode 4 of its always sunny in philadelphia

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We broke them

dennis reynolds sucks and fucks men

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if macdennis becomes legit you’ll find me in the streets like i’m a middle aged white man who’s sports team just won the championship

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I'm scared to see what the redditers are saying rn. I'm not gonna check. I can't have dudebros ruining my fun.

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Straight dennis has only gotten funnier to me

how are you feeling straightdennis

suicidal

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Frank v. Russia thoughts

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I can't believe tonight's episode is real. What the fuck.

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I know I said I'd get off tumblr for tonight, but I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again after tonight's episode.

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Forcing myself to get off tumblr for the night just to see macdennis tumblr go crazy tomorrow.